I will not give serious thought to Butter's jurassic polka park

i will not introduce bob to my cabbage patch doll

i will not argue wizards vs skynet again

..or Darth vader

i will not sing puffy the magic dragon to mr ferro

i will not quote the sixth sense to vamps ghosts or zombies

i will refer to my human friends as mundys from mundania

i will not enchant tnt ever again

i will not enchant a swiffer into a segway

i will not introduce eldest gruff to si

i will not cast magic in backwards speech while wearing fishnets

spoon is not my battle cry