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Title: Help needed: Good song for a vampire stripper
Post by: Matrix Refugee (formerly Morraeon) on February 28, 2010, 07:45:37 PM
I'm writing a kind of Twhinelite/Dresden Files/Yami no Matsuei crossover/mash-up, which involves a motley team of preternatural investigators doing some undercover work at a "gentleman's club" in Chicago. This includes the one girl on the team, who's a kind of low-key White Court vampire/energy vamp getting a job as a stripper. She's kind of playing up the vampire part of her nature ("Oh, I'm one of those vampire lifestyle people, but don't worry, it's just a personal kink and my boyfriend is my donor, so it's all safe.") as part of her cover. I'm just stuck as to what would be a good song for her to strip to; one or two of the songs on the "True Blood" soundtrack album work, but since they're a bit on a Southern rock wave-length, I was trying to think of something not quite so regional. Any thoughts?
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Post by: Shecky on February 28, 2010, 08:30:52 PM
"Killer Queen". :D
Title: Re: Help needed: Good song for a vampire stripper
Post by: meh on February 28, 2010, 10:19:46 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IZdbFd4siLw
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Post by: the neurovore of Zur-En-Aargh on March 01, 2010, 02:56:01 PM
Bauhaus, "Bela Lugosi's Dead", would be the classic option here. (For the text and also for the reference to the opening sequence of The Hunger, in which vampires David Bowie and Catherine Deneuve hunt in a  very cool sexy vampire way while Bauhaus perform the song live in cages in the nightclub in question.)

Concrete Blonde, "Bloodletting (The Vampire Song)", if Anne Rice is the desired feel.

If she wants to make a more contemporary pop-culture reference, there's the After Dark (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ayACsykYOQ0) sequence from From Dusk 'til Dawn (bikini-clad dancing, otherwise work-safe).

If she's totally sending things up, Thou Shalt Not's If I Only Were A Goth (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-gz98SAndn8) has a definite something, though it's a bit short for the purpose. (definitely work-safe silly anime vid.)
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Post by: Blaze on March 01, 2010, 07:56:29 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E5Lec3m1pLY (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E5Lec3m1pLY)  Obsession by animotion.

I mean... what else?   ;D
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Post by: meg_evonne on March 03, 2010, 10:46:00 PM
There is always the wonderful standby called, "Hey Big Spender" but don't forget to use a feathered boa and then re-do some of the lyrics.
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Post by: LizW65 on March 04, 2010, 11:03:19 PM
I came on board to suggest "Bela Lugosi's Dead" but I see it's already been taken. 

I should think any obnoxious Euro-techno-metal would do.
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Post by: Aludra on March 08, 2010, 11:35:29 PM
Umm hate to be obvious, but what about Living Dead Girl?
Title: Re: Help needed: Good song for a vampire stripper
Post by: the neurovore of Zur-En-Aargh on March 09, 2010, 03:03:23 AM
Umm hate to be obvious, but what about Living Dead Girl?

I was thinking of that as ruled out by the "good song" bit of the phrase.

(Terrific, now I have Cliff Richard singing "Got myself a cryin', talkin', sleepin', walkin' living dead.. " in my head.)
Title: Re: Help needed: Good song for a vampire stripper
Post by: Mickey Finn on March 09, 2010, 04:25:05 AM
There are so very few boards out there where you would get someone posting a thread called this....
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Post by: Aludra on March 09, 2010, 03:18:48 PM
I was thinking of that as ruled out by the "good song" bit of the phrase.

(Terrific, now I have Cliff Richard singing "Got myself a cryin', talkin', sleepin', walkin' living dead.. " in my head.)

Clearly it's been too long since I listened to Rob Zombie, cuz I don't remember any lyrics like that.

And I like Rob Zombie! Metal is awesome, and way better for getting in the mood than techno or R&B.
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Post by: Kali on March 09, 2010, 03:23:34 PM
Living Dead Girl is awesome.  If it weren't for your accent, neurovore, I'd no longer speak to you.

That said, there was this old song by Paula Cole... "Feeling Love" was the name of it, I think.  It's just a stripper song. A slow and sexy kind of stripper song.  Even though the lyrics always make me laugh, at one section.
Title: Re: Help needed: Good song for a vampire stripper
Post by: the neurovore of Zur-En-Aargh on March 09, 2010, 04:24:48 PM
Clearly it's been too long since I listened to Rob Zombie, cuz I don't remember any lyrics like that.

Well, that's because it was a Cliff Richard song you set off. I didn;t say the way my mind works was rational.

Quote
And I like Rob Zombie! Metal is awesome, and way better for getting in the mood than techno or R&B.

You have seen his duet with Lionel Richie, right ?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EaVn2obpTNo
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Post by: Darwinist on March 10, 2010, 08:06:46 PM
Living Dead Girl by Rob Zombie would be a good choice.

edit: someone already mentioned it above.... hmm how dirty are you looking? Something bubbly or something dark?
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Post by: The Corvidian on March 12, 2010, 08:11:19 PM
Annie Lennox, "Love Song for a Vampire".
Title: Re: Help needed: Good song for a vampire stripper
Post by: Starbeam on March 13, 2010, 12:07:45 AM
Love Bites by Judas Priest
Cry Little Sister--cover by Seasons After
I forgot the other couple my b/f suggested, but he said strippers love their hair bands and metal.  And from what he's told me, he spent quite a bit of time in strip clubs when he was in his early 20s.
Title: Re: Help needed: Good song for a vampire stripper
Post by: meh on March 13, 2010, 12:21:32 AM
I forgot the other couple my b/f suggested, but he said strippers love their hair bands and metal.  And from what he's told me, he spent quite a bit of time in strip clubs when he was in his early 20s.

Must be a regional thing.   In my early 20s it was...Yellowman.
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Post by: zephyr on March 16, 2010, 04:26:01 PM
Well, it's not really Southern Rock and rather subtle, but what about "I wear my Sunglasses at Night"? ;D
Title: Re: Help needed: Good song for a vampire stripper
Post by: Stars and Stones on March 16, 2010, 07:34:09 PM
"Closer" by Kings of Leon

I don't know how "stripper" it is, but everytime I hear it I think it should be on True Blood.
Title: Re: Help needed: Good song for a vampire stripper
Post by: ballplayer72 on March 18, 2010, 10:02:52 PM
I'm writing a kind of Twhinelite/Dresden Files/Yami no Matsuei crossover/mash-up, which involves a motley team of preternatural investigators doing some undercover work at a "gentleman's club" in Chicago. This includes the one girl on the team, who's a kind of low-key White Court vampire/energy vamp getting a job as a stripper. She's kind of playing up the vampire part of her nature ("Oh, I'm one of those vampire lifestyle people, but don't worry, it's just a personal kink and my boyfriend is my donor, so it's all safe.") as part of her cover. I'm just stuck as to what would be a good song for her to strip to; one or two of the songs on the "True Blood" soundtrack album work, but since they're a bit on a Southern rock wave-length, I was trying to think of something not quite so regional. Any thoughts?


Pour some sugar on me.  best stripper song ever.
Title: Re: Help needed: Good song for a vampire stripper
Post by: Wizard H on March 18, 2010, 10:27:41 PM

Pour some sugar on me.  best stripper song ever.

^^^
THIS.
So This.
I have really pleasant memories associated with this song... :D :D 8)
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Post by: Bludrose on March 19, 2010, 07:17:35 PM
Well you could do Nickleback's Something in your mouth ;)

For something a little more sultry you could use the opening credits for Trueblood - I wanna do bad things to you.
Title: Re: Help needed: Good song for a vampire stripper
Post by: Dragonkain on March 24, 2010, 03:21:04 PM
Love Bites by Def Leppard, not sure if it'd be appropriate for her attitude, but it was the first song to jump to mind when I saw your post ^^
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Post by: Dr. Smart-ass on March 24, 2010, 03:43:12 PM
Strip Club by Young Buck....it's SICK, vampire or not.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3OXBpzaZslE
Title: Re: Help needed: Good song for a vampire stripper
Post by: meh on March 26, 2010, 07:13:20 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wh9sdTlxRkI&NR=1
Title: Re: Help needed: Good song for a vampire stripper
Post by: the neurovore of Zur-En-Aargh on March 26, 2010, 07:21:07 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wh9sdTlxRkI&NR=1

Given the context of the thread, could I have a work-safeness indicator on that ?
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Post by: meh on March 26, 2010, 07:22:52 PM

Harmless.
Title: Re: Help needed: Good song for a vampire stripper
Post by: shades of grey on March 31, 2010, 08:22:26 PM
if you want stripperish possibly michael jackson blood on the dancefloor, if you want a little darker massive attack unfinished sympathy

any good?
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Post by: Toad on March 31, 2010, 09:17:32 PM
Moon over Bourbon street by Sting

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IiFIgCBaiNM&feature=related
Title: Re: Help needed: Good song for a vampire stripper
Post by: meh on March 31, 2010, 09:45:12 PM

For some reason, the entire concept of a *song* as understood today just seems wrong for a vampire. 

What would vampires listen to if they didn't care for the influence of mass-market score publishers and disdained the conventions of Tin Pan Alley?

"3-minute song with a hook refrain?   BAH!  I want to seduce them, not have their attention controlled by formulaic jingles"
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Post by: The Corvidian on April 05, 2010, 02:20:57 AM
"Magic", sung by Olivia Newton-John.
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Post by: Aakaakaak on April 05, 2010, 06:17:00 PM
Once Bitten, Twice Shy - Great White
Love Bites - Def Leppard (already mentioned, but it fits)
Zombie - Cranberries
Epic - Faith No More (Hey, the lyrics would work in a revealing, but not directly stated sort of way.)
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Post by: shades of grey on April 06, 2010, 05:05:40 PM
red right hand - nick cave and the bad seeds
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Post by: delphinerose on April 24, 2010, 05:32:59 PM

  "Adam's Apple" Aerosmith from the album "Toys In The Attic." Although a song about Adam and Eve, it is also about temptation. We know how tempting people can be to the charms of a vampire. Raunchy guitar intro helps spice up the stages and poles.
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Post by: The Corvidian on April 25, 2010, 03:26:45 AM
Cliff Richard's "Devil Woman".
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Post by: BobForPresident on April 25, 2010, 08:26:28 PM
While not a NIN fan myself, I suggest "Closer". I think a vampire could identify with the phrases 'I wanna desecrate you' and 'I wanna f*ck you like an animal.'
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Post by: the neurovore of Zur-En-Aargh on April 25, 2010, 08:41:30 PM
While not a NIN fan myself, I suggest "Closer". I think a vampire could identify with the phrases 'I wanna desecrate you' and 'I wanna f*ck you like an animal.'

Depends a lot on what kind of character the vampire is.
Title: Re: Help needed: Good song for a vampire stripper
Post by: BobForPresident on April 25, 2010, 10:59:02 PM
Depends a lot on what kind of character the vampire is.

Well, considering this particular vampire is a stripper....I think it works.
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Post by: phaedrus on April 26, 2010, 12:21:31 AM
the two that come to mind are

lil red riding hood, sam the sham and the pharos

you can leave your hat on, Joe Cocker
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Post by: Flintlock on April 27, 2010, 02:38:37 PM
Tear you apart ~ She Wants Revenge
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Post by: Dr. Smart-ass on April 27, 2010, 03:06:23 PM
Love Bites is still the best, IMHO.
Title: Re: Help needed: Good song for a vampire stripper
Post by: the neurovore of Zur-En-Aargh on April 27, 2010, 04:48:20 PM
Well, considering this particular vampire is a stripper....I think it works.

Yes, but are they into it for the sexiness, for the power, or just because that for a woman in the contemporary US without a college degree it can be one of the best-paying occupations going ?

A vampire stripper who is using the sexuality and power to lure victims - or, for a vampire who feeds on an emotional/spiritual level, to generate nourishment directly - but who is utterly cool and detached from the mechanics of precisely what she is doing, would be very different from a vampire getting turned on by it, no ?
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Post by: The Corvidian on April 29, 2010, 04:14:54 PM
Nina Simone "Feelin' Good"
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Post by: Slapdaddy on May 01, 2010, 07:36:01 PM
It may get ruled out for regionalness or already usedness, but "Only after dark" by Tito and Tarantula is THE vampire striptease song that jumps into my head. It is the song used during the stripscene in From Dusk til Dawn...I love the guitar in that song.
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Post by: the neurovore of Zur-En-Aargh on May 02, 2010, 04:32:14 AM
It may get ruled out for regionalness or already usedness, but "Only after dark" by Tito and Tarantula is THE vampire striptease song that jumps into my head. It is the song used during the stripscene in From Dusk til Dawn...I love the guitar in that song.

I would not technically call that a strip scene, there being no undressing in it. Salma Hayek in a bikini with a snake is hot, granted, but the same degree dressed throughout.
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Post by: Tzarii on May 02, 2010, 10:58:04 AM
Nina Simone "Feelin' Good"

^This.  While tear you apart is a decent song for vampires it is better for male vampires.  My opinion anyways... Funny how something I am working on has a vampire stripper (well sort of, a stripper pretending to be a vampire who really is just a regular person trying to make more money.  Its a complicated book) in it at the moment lol.
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Post by: Slapdaddy on May 02, 2010, 05:28:22 PM
Also, "Animal I have become" by 3 days grace might work. Good bassline.
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Post by: sleepdeprived38 on May 06, 2010, 12:10:19 AM
Tito Tarantula's After Dark.  I'm pretty sure it's the song from From Dusk til Dawn that Salma Hayak dances to.  It has vampiric stripper precedence. 
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Post by: the neurovore of Zur-En-Aargh on May 06, 2010, 03:43:59 PM
Tito Tarantula's After Dark.  I'm pretty sure it's the song from From Dusk til Dawn that Salma Hayak dances to.  It has vampiric stripper precedence. 

...not actually a stripper in that film, just a dancer...
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Post by: shades of grey on May 06, 2010, 06:34:01 PM
did i already mention glory box, portishead?
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Post by: Steelpoodle on May 07, 2010, 01:24:27 PM
She's Just Killing Me--ZZ Top
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Post by: RickInKCK on May 17, 2010, 05:49:11 PM
"Closer", NIN.

"Voodoo" Godsmack

Just a thought...
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Post by: Allanar on June 03, 2010, 06:19:26 AM
I'd have to vote for "Closer" by NiN
or
Pour Some Sugar on Me by Def Leppard.
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Post by: Red Mage on June 11, 2010, 03:47:28 AM
Bon Jovi- You Give Love a Bad Name
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Post by: Arcady Sabo on June 18, 2010, 06:13:57 AM
Rasputina's Transylvanian Concubine would be a good choice, although not very stripper-ish.  Living Dead Girl by Rob Zombie and Pour Some Sugar on Me by Def Lepard both work very well.  I have to say, though, I close my eyes, and picture the opening beats of Closer, and the cinematographer in me loves the idea of alternating shots of a slow pan up from her shoes to the crowd slowly quieting and turning towards the stage, their attention demanded by the nature of the beast on stage.  Of course, if you're angling for her to be a more sympathetic character, there's something to be said for Sympathy for the Devil...
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Post by: talktotheHand on July 22, 2010, 02:42:38 AM
If you're looking for something heavy to move to.

Swamped - Lacuna Coil
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ly9E30Hc5pg&feature=fvst (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ly9E30Hc5pg&feature=fvst)
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Post by: daranthered on July 22, 2010, 06:16:03 AM


Black Magic Woman by Santana.  Slow, Sensual, Hypnotic.


"I got a Black Magic Woman.
I got a Black Magic Woman.
Yes, I got a Black Magic Woman,
She's got me so blind I can't see;
But she's a Black Magic Woman and
she's trying to make a devil out of me.

Don't turn your back on me, baby.
Don't turn your back on me, baby.
Yes, don't turn your back on me, baby,
Don't mess around with your tricks;
Don't turn your back on me, baby,
'cause you might just wake up my magic sticks.

You got your spell on me, baby.
You got your spell on me, baby.
Yes, you got your spell on me, baby,
Turnin' my heart into stone;
I need you so bad,
Magic Woman I can't leave you alone."
Title: Re: Help needed: Good song for a vampire stripper
Post by: Thrythlind on July 22, 2010, 06:26:29 PM
there's Possum Kingdom

http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/toadies/possumkingdom.html

might be a bit slow, but the lyrics are very evocative of vampirism (granted, he's talking about a different "dark secret" but eh)