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Re: Fun With Tom Swifties
« Reply #15 on: April 29, 2008, 01:51:59 PM »
"I believe that creature is a Boojum," Tom snarked.
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Re: Fun With Tom Swifties
« Reply #16 on: April 30, 2008, 01:27:26 AM »
"TOM SWIFT, YOUR TIME HAS COME," the DEATH of the Discworld rattled.
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Re: Fun With Tom Swifties
« Reply #17 on: May 01, 2008, 01:31:10 AM »
"That worked!" Tom said forcedly.

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Re: Fun With Tom Swifties
« Reply #18 on: May 01, 2008, 06:40:15 AM »
"Turn down the flame," Tom said heatedly.
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Re: Fun With Tom Swifties
« Reply #19 on: May 01, 2008, 05:30:23 PM »
"That quiz was hard," Tom said testily.

"What is on the test?" Tom asked inquisitively

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Re: Fun With Tom Swifties
« Reply #20 on: May 03, 2008, 01:25:59 PM »
"I love this music!" Tom sang out.

"My hair is tangled," Tom snarled.

"I'm gonna get a candy bar," Tom snickered.
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Re: Fun With Tom Swifties
« Reply #21 on: May 05, 2008, 04:32:56 AM »
"I dropped the Toothpaste." Tom said crestfallen.
"When I was 5 years old my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when i grew up. I wrote down “Happy”. They told me i didn’t understand the assignment, and I told them they didn’t understand life. "
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Re: Fun With Tom Swifties
« Reply #22 on: May 05, 2008, 06:38:49 AM »
"I really need to get myself a dog," Tom muttered.
"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. " -RAH