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Fun With Tom Swifties
« on: April 26, 2008, 12:37:06 PM »
This is a game of silly dialogue attribution. :D 
For example:
"I want to be a carpenter when I grow up," Tom said woodenly. 
"You need to watch your cholesterol," said Tom heartily.

Can you think of some more?  Here's one more to get things started:

"What's that, Lassie?  Timmy's in the well?" said Tom doggedly.
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Re: Fun With Tom Swifties
« Reply #1 on: April 27, 2008, 07:45:55 PM »
"Are you gay?" Tom queried.

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Re: Fun With Tom Swifties
« Reply #2 on: April 27, 2008, 10:41:28 PM »
"Fir trees are a great renewable resource," Tom opined.
"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. " -RAH

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Re: Fun With Tom Swifties
« Reply #3 on: April 28, 2008, 06:09:51 AM »
“I always wanted to be an auto-mechanic,” Mr. Carr purred.

“I asked a plumber to drop by and check the toilet later,” John called up the stairs.

“Ungh!” And that was about all any one ever got out of old man McAnally.
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Re: Fun With Tom Swifties
« Reply #4 on: April 28, 2008, 05:58:06 PM »
"There's always room for more congenial company here in McAnally's," Tom admitted.
"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. " -RAH

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Re: Fun With Tom Swifties
« Reply #5 on: April 28, 2008, 06:27:53 PM »
“Lets ratchet it up folks,” proved to be the last words wrenched from Mr. Good’s lips.

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Re: Fun With Tom Swifties
« Reply #6 on: April 29, 2008, 02:59:13 AM »
"I want a bicycle," Tom spoke.

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Re: Fun With Tom Swifties
« Reply #7 on: April 29, 2008, 03:14:44 AM »
"Hoodooed sure felt swift the morning after he tipped a bottle and forgot all about Tom through the night," poor old Turkey Tom S Wift attributed to cause.

Geesh. *Is Sheepish."

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Re: Fun With Tom Swifties
« Reply #8 on: April 29, 2008, 03:18:33 AM »
"It's just soap and water," Tom bubbled.
How do you know you have a good book?  It's 3am and you think "Just one more chapter!"

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Re: Fun With Tom Swifties
« Reply #9 on: April 29, 2008, 03:19:45 AM »
"I just can't seem to lose any weight," Tom said heavily.
How do you know you have a good book?  It's 3am and you think "Just one more chapter!"

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Re: Fun With Tom Swifties
« Reply #10 on: April 29, 2008, 04:21:30 AM »
"I like this book," Tom said, turning read


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Re: Fun With Tom Swifties
« Reply #11 on: April 29, 2008, 04:23:43 AM »
"I just can't figure out the answer to number seventeen," Tom said testily.
How do you know you have a good book?  It's 3am and you think "Just one more chapter!"

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« Reply #12 on: April 29, 2008, 05:09:01 AM »
"We've struck oil!" Tom gushed.
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Re: Fun With Tom Swifties
« Reply #13 on: April 29, 2008, 12:56:27 PM »
"I'm the plumber -- I'm here to fix the toilet," Tom said flushing.
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Re: Fun With Tom Swifties
« Reply #14 on: April 29, 2008, 01:09:12 PM »
"What kind of bird is that?" Tom chirped.