Just heard this on the Howard Stern show. I don't know if this is true, but it kept me laughing at the end of the day.
A local report from the Congo in Africa says that local authorities claimed they arrested 13 "sorcerors" and charged for practicing black magic. What they did was shrink peoples Johnsons. It is said that computers would avoid the commuter buses for they carry hooded people wearing gold rings. For the spell to take affect, the figures have to touch a man and aparently shrink it on the spot or later on.
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