Come Valentine's Day (or April Fool's Day, six of one half a dozen of the other), I am absolutely not allowed to call up the radio station and dedicate the following songs to the lovely ladies in my life:
I know What Boys Like (Waitresses) to Lara Raith
Hungry Like The Wolf to Andi and Georgia
Do You Really Want To Hurt Me to Deirdre
Waiting For A Girl Like You to Stacy Luccio
Fire and Ice to Titania and Mab
Devil or Angel to Lash
Wild Thing (by Sam Kinnison) to Elaine
You Were Mine to Elaine
Once Bitten, Twice Shy to Susan
Eyes Without A Face to Lasciel
Hot Child In The City to Molly
She's Not You to Murphy
Hard Headed Woman to Murphy
Devil In Disguise to Lash
Always A Woman To Me to Elaine
Cold As Ice To Maeve
Oh My Papa to Lara
They're Coming To Take Me Away to Aurora
Along those same lines, on Mother's Day I am not allowed to call up the radio station and dedicate Elvis' Mean Woman Blues to the memory of my mother, the lyrics make Morgan and Langtry even more paranoid than they already are, and deep down part of me fears that the black cat line might be all too accurate too...
Also, on Ivy's 18th birthday, I am not allowed to call the radio station and dedicate the Hawaii Five-oh theme to her, even though it would probably give Kincaid a heart attack...
