Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do

[LordDresden]

I am not allowed to use the mother/daughter portrait (clean, professionally done and tasteful, you pervs   )of Molly and Charity to motivate Bob.

That's what the picture of Mab and Maeve is for.

I am not allowed to reveal that I possess the picture of Mab and Maeve to anybody but Bob, who is forbidden to speak of it.  In fact, I am not allowed to reveal that the picture even exists.  I want to live...

[Raestlin]

I am not allowed to tell Mab that you think Maeve would be a better queen than she is....

[Gallowglass]

I am not allow to tell Mab or Titania that Toe-moss is a better queen than either of them.

[I am laughing so hard, as I think of those 3 in that fable about the poor shepherd who had to chose who was the most beautiful.  I can see harry sitting as the judge of those 3.  Ahh, brotherly revenge.... I mean love.]

[Fox]

Harry must never inform any of his enemies of the existence of the Evil Overlord's List

Nor may he ever ask to hear Cowl's rendition of "Slaughter Your World"
(Looking For Group Reference)

Nor may he ever break into montage related theme song while Molly is training, not even Eye of the Tiger.
He may however make use of other Rocky references including but not limited to:
"I didn't hear no bell" "I will break you" "Get up ya Bum!"
Note: "ADDRIANNNNNNN!" is strictly forbidden.

[Dragonblood309]

Lol all I can think of now is the montage song from Team America. 




Edit: Split!  This thread continues here --Priscilla

[LordDresden]

Note: This is a continuation of this thread!  Be sure to check it out as well--funny stuff!  --Priscilla




Speaking of beauty contests...

I am not allowed to reenact the Judgement of Paris with Mab, Maeve, and Lara as the contestants and Detective Rudolph as the judge.  While this would be an appropriate punishment for Rudolph, the last time someone tried something this the mess took ten years to clean up and there was all kinds of diplomatic and political fallout...

I am not allowed to tease Lara about the growing number of people who know something interesting about her father...

I am not allowed to encourage Lara and Marcone to fight each other for secret power in Chicago.  While this would certainly keep them both busy and out of my hair for a long period, one or the other would eventually win and 'emerge stronger than either'.  Not a good thing.  Though the Vegas oddsmakers would be going crazy trying to pick the winner...

[Quantus]

I am not allowed to encourage Lara and Marcone to fight each other for secret power in Chicago.  While this would certainly keep them both busy and out of my hair for a long period, one or the other would eventually win and 'emerge stronger than either'.  Not a good thing.  Though the Vegas oddsmakers would be going crazy trying to pick the winner...

Not to mention the Dangers if they were to start cooperating...

[Purpura]

I am not allowed to use Bob's skull as an ice cream scoop.

I am not allowed to have Bob judge any beauty contests.

[nanuq]

I am not allowed to have Bob judge any beauty contests

Like he'd do a worse job that one of the other American Idol judges...

[Raestlin]

I am not allowed to quote Socrates while holding Bob's skull in one hand

[One Duck]

Or Shakepeare for that matter.

[Purpura]

I am not allowed to let Bob possess me when I have to go into a room full of women... unless their names are all on the Jim Butcher boards.

[Raestlin]

I am not allowed to let Bob out when there is a summit meeting going on....the last thing I need is for him to cause another Valentine's day massacre.....

[LordDresden]

I am not allowed to sing "The Night Chicago Died" around my friends before going into a desperate battle alone.  While it boosts my spirits and calms my nerves, it makes Molly, Michael, Charity, Thomas, Murphy, Elaine, Mouse, Mister, Susan, the Alphas, and the rest sick with worry.

On the other hand, humming it as I walk back in the door after winning said battle is a classy touch...

(Just try to imagine what sort of situation would have Harry walking off into a desperate battle, and all these people are staying behind to wait...that would be very strange.)

[Uilos]

I am not allowed to sing "The Night Chicago Died" around my friends before going into a desperate battle alone.  While it boosts my spirits and calms my nerves, it makes Molly, Michael, Charity, Thomas, Murphy, Elaine, Mouse, Mister, Susan, the Alphas, and the rest sick with worry.

You win