Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do

[Priscellie]

Penny Elaine is in my ears and in my eyes, there beneath the blue suburban skies...

[Shecky]

Penny Elaine is in my ears and in my eyes, there beneath the blue suburban skies...

Yeah, that part I got. Apparently, I still have a few neurons firing.

[Lash Dresden]

*headdesk* It's time for me to put landmines in the apartment upstairs (they're letting their kids do kiddie construction after 11 again), because I was obviously too tired to see "Elaine" in "Penny Elaine" and instead saw "Penny" and got all stupidered.

I need a week's vacation. Scratch that - I need the upstairs neighbors to go away for a week. That'll be almost as good.

I once had an upstairs neighbor who bought his two pre-teen girls roller blades for Christmas.  A few weeks later the conversation we had in the parking lot went like this:

Me:  You bought your girls roller blades for Christmas.

Him: Yes.

Me:  I hate you

Him:  *confused look*

Me:  They skate in the kitchen.

Him:  They did that ONCE!

Me:  That you know of

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[Priscellie]

Would the duo of conjugally-minded Denarian disciples be the Tuppenny Uprights?

[Shecky]

Would the duo of conjugally-minded Denarian disciples be the Tuppenny Uprights?

Giggity?

[Tribblechomper]

I will subsequently not refer to the Denarians' human followers/lackeys as "Penny Dreadfuls."

If a New Yorker by the name of Sid Edwards moved to Branson, Missouri to work in an Ozark theme park and was then recruited by the Denarians, would he be known as "Silver Dollar Sid E."??

www.silverdollarcity.com

[Shecky]

I will no longer refer to the Venatori Umbrorum's special vault for the Denarii as the "Five and Dime".

[Darkhallow]

nor will i refer to any missing denarii as 'loose change'.

[bookivore]

I also will not pause while shooting at Denarians and complain that there's nothing as worthless as a plugged nickel
If we happen to kill the tree girl Denarian, I will not loudly warn people not to take any wooden nickels

Nor will I spend most of my fights with Denarians alternating cliches with the line "To coin a phrase".  Unless it gets Nick so irritated that he just has to stop and tell me that if you utter a cliche, you are not saying something new, and therefore you are not coining a phrase.  So I will utterly ignore my own pledge and coin phrases at Nick until he turns purple.

[Purpura]

Hahaha, Oh well. That good enough for me 


I will not polymorph anyone into a sheep...  Nor will i shout For the Horde! as i do it

I will not tell Micheal that latin is so last century and he should shout For The Light! when he goes into battle.
      ~despite how much he resembles a Paladin
      ~Nor will i ask him to place Divine Intervention on me

Harry wouldn't even be able to get on World of Warcraft, He'd blow the computer up!

[konstantine23]

This is true...and sad....because WOW is great.

[Shecky]

This is true...and sad....because WOW is great.

Meh. It's the new opiate of the masses.

[One Duck]

The masses need the occasional Opiate.
And opression of course, can't be a mass without being oppressed.

[MAW]

I will not drive slowly by Mavra's lair shouting "Bring out yer dead!"

[Chiroptera]

I will not rent a karaoke machine and stand outside Mavra's lair singing Alice Cooper's "I Love the Dead" and/or "Cold Ethyl."