Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do

[Cold Revenge]

Now for some strange reason I know that I should be able to fill in the blanks, but my mind decided to go on vacation and not take me with it. Care to help me out alittle? If you don't want to post it publicly, you can PM me the answer.

Yea, I'm not getting that one either.

[Jamamma]

if this was a game of hang man, the poor stick figure would be dead.

there is two B's an L a couple O's and a J. Did I forget the W?

And thanks for clarifying on the SF/GP mistake. I'm out of it.

And thank you for the applauds.

[Cold Revenge]

*thinks* !!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA! Nice. I hadn't thought someone would censor that, so it didn't even cross my mind.

[Jamamma]

you're welcome, didnt want to offend a mod (or anyone for that matter), so, *shrugs* glad you like it

[MAW]

Harry is no longer allowed to hold power whilst singing Eagles karioke(sp) as his last performance of "fly like an eagle" almost accidentally summoned a TimeLord™.

[Cold Revenge]

you're welcome, didnt want to offend a mod (or anyone for that matter), so, *shrugs* glad you like it

It's pretty easy going around here. add in a * and you're usually good. Unless you're cussing. Then add a s***load of 'em.

Better to air on the side of caution I suppose, though.

[Soulless Mystic5523]

Yeah, I was trying to find something much worse to fill in the blanks with, and was coming up dry.

[Quantus]

Yeah, I was trying to find something much worse to fill in the blanks with, and was coming up dry.

Me too.  This is why I loose at Scrabble 

[Soulless Mystic5523]

Me too.  This is why I loose at Scrabble 

I could kick a$$ at Scrabble if I could just pick out my own letters. The whole random thing just doesn't work with me. And don't even get my started on word searches. You know the ones where you get a page full of letters and you have to try and find words hidden among them. Gah, those things are my bane.

[Wolfeyes]

When Molly is practicing veils I will not refer to her as Solid Snake and myself as Otacon.
- If anyone is Snake I am.
- And the Alphas new name is not Foxhound

-Murphy will not be referred to as Meryl and SI will not be referred to as Rat Patrol. Their original names are fine the way they are.
-If I expose my burnt hand I will not suddenly develop a British accent and scream "I LIVE THROUGH THIS ARM!"
a) French accents are okay though.

[Jamamma]

I will not claim to be a patron of the "saint of floor waxers"

I will stop teasing the girl scouts.

I will not teach people 'how to get their groove back'

I will not give tours of the field museum stating "This is where I reanimated Sue"  nor will I give tours of the Nevernever, claiming it to be a 'really psychodelic experience'

I will stop arming the fae with iron, the other sidhe are starting to complain

I will not start narrating Murphy's life as if it were a wild kingdom special on short people.

I will not make a play-dough golem the same size as me, nor will I make Bob a body out of the same.

I will not have Toot hide inside of my duster, just so I can say "Meet my little friend"

[Priscellie]

I will not start narrating Murphy's life as if it were a wild kingdom special on short people.

and

I will not have Toot hide inside of my duster, just so I can say "Meet my little friend"

made me choke on cereal.  Win!

[Jamamma]

made me choke on cereal.  Win!

Thank you, thank you. Is your cereal trying to tell you something? Possessed by ghosts possibly? If not, you are not looking hard enough.

*now does the happy dance*

On a side note, I distantly remember Cereal... this is about the time I normally crash into a hopefully dreamless sleep. I tend to 'work' late evenings and catch up on 'normal' activities in the early hours of the morning.

[Shecky]

and

made me choke on cereal.  Win!

Say hallo to my li'l fren'! "For the Pizza Lord - CHARGE!"

[Thrasher]

I will not brew love potions for Carlos

I will not brew speed potions for Carlos just to give myself an excuse to call him Speedy Gonzalez.
- He's more like Wile E Coyote anyway.

I will not ask the Archive to reenact scenes from Shirley Temple movies.

I will not walk around wearing sunglasses with a leash on Mouse and claim that he's my "seeing eye whooly mammoth".

I will not lobby the porn industry to come up with wizard proof internet porn.
- Or the computer industry.
- That's the LAST thing I need to allow Carlos access to.