Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do

[The Wolf formerly known as Shadow]

I will not try to hook Sue up with Mouse in an attempt to create a true "West Highlands Dogasaurus"

[Homer]

I will not let Bob make the Archive copy down every romance novel ever written

or recite them out loud.

[The Wolf formerly known as Shadow]

(im pretty sure that would be illegal)

[Levi]

I will not steal Morgan's Order of the Silver Oak Leaf to get another doughnut with white frostings and sprinkles.
- Or any other thing for that matter.

[JRBobC]

The next time Morgan is unconscious I will not tattoo the words "I am a dick" onto his forehead.
a) Though I might consider doing it across his neck.  The hair would hide it *shifty look*, until I use wind magic on him from behind.

[Purpura]

I will not have Pizza delivered to Michael's for the faerie cleaning squad... I might for Charity, Michael and the kids though

[dumblegirl]

whhoooo hooo hahahahahah!  Been laughin for twenty minutes reading this and I must say...you guys are FUNNY!!  I especially like the Harry Potter ones!  Thank you!!!

[dumblegirl]

I must not shout "Expecto patronum" whenever I see Cowl
-that little silver bunny just doesn't scare him

[nanuq]

Hey, bunnies can be mean.  Check out "Monty Python and the Holy Grail" sometime.

[Noey]

I will stop asking Nicodemus if the devil really did go down to Georgia.

[Quantus]

I can never again try to Challenge Nic to a Guitar Duel at the Crossroads.
-Even if its sanctioned under the Accords.

[drache]

I will not hum 'Red Right Hand' everytime I see Nicodemus

I will not imply that the reason Crowl completely covers himself is he's too ugly to be seen
a or state it
b at least I won't again

I will not call Maeve a crazy bloodthirsty bitch to her face, it's not an insult.....it's a turn on

I will not begin my next conversation with Nicodemus with 'Hey Nic how's the family?"

[Noey]

I will not buy Cowl a pink Hello Kitty sun parasol like the monster in the box has in the Order Of The Stick comic.
- Nor will I get him a matching cardboard box.

[Quantus]

No matter how well I sell the idea to Titania, no amount of clapping will bring Aurora back, and so it will not "get Summer of my freakin' back"

[Shecky]

I will not buy Cowl a pink Hello Kitty sun parasol like the monster in the box has in the Order Of The Stick comic.
- Nor will I get him a matching cardboard box.

- Nor will I call myself "Mr. Stiffly" in hopes of getting him to bet on me.