Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do

[Phane]

1. I will no longer let Thomas take Bob to work with him.
A. Apparently, there's no heckling in a hair salon, no matter how encouraging it was meant to be.
B. And I thought Thomas was the sexual predator.

2. I will never, EVER ask Ivy if she has change for a dollar.
A. And no giving her milk money for quite some time.

[Levi]

2. I will never, EVER ask Ivy if she has change for a dollar.

Continuing with my earlier post.

I will not give the Fallen coins as change either.

[Elanel]

I will not break into "Me & My Shadow" when meeting Nicodemus

I will not charge into battle screaming "LEEERRRROOOYYY JENKINS!"

I will not snicker every time I ask Molly to polish my blasting rod

I will not rename Michael's sword 'Glamdring'

I will not let Bob make the Archive copy down every romance novel ever written

[tabonga]

Regardless of how cool it sounds, and how badly i want to, I will no longer force the fairies to follow me around town singing my own personal theme song everywhere I go...

[The Wolf formerly known as Shadow]

I will not snicker every time I ask Molly to polish my blasting rod

a) nor will I allow Bob to watch

- I will not let let Mister/Bob have his way with the female members of the Za Lord's Guard.

[Purpura]

I will not order Pizza, and have the faeries pick it up at Lara's house.

[drache]

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I will not annony Mac by insistently asking for the name of that beer he gave me and Murph
a I will not annony Mac in general

[Purpura]

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I will not write notes to Ivy, explaining about things she'd not understand, or have Harry Carpenter write to her too.

Thanks for adding that Priscellie. Sorry I forgot to put it in the spoiler bar.

[vague111]

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I will not write notes to Ivy, explaining about things she'd not understand, or have Harry Carpenter write to her too.

Oh God.......I think I know how the next archive will come about........

[nanuq]

I will not engage in firefights that destroy public buildings without getting a permit from City Hall first

[The Mrs Geek]

Oh God.......I think I know how the next archive will come about........

oh just wrong!

I will not put an add in the paper advertising Mouse as a pony for birthday parties.

[bleet08]

I will not call Ebenezer uncle Jed anymore.

I will not shoot Mister with the paint ball gun filled with holy water. 

I will stop having the apprentice use the disillusionment charm on the pizza guys pizza when it is time to pay.

however, playing kickball with a ghouls head, is still not out of the question.   

[Noey]

1. I will stop greeting Ms. Demeter as Carmela.
  a. Likewise, I will stop referring to Gard and Hendricks as Meadow and AJ.

[Spectacular Sameth]

-Mac should not get a partner named Cheese.
a) and he probably WILL kill me the next time I say that.

-"FRAG OUT!" is not a proper thing to shout when throwing a grenade at the Red Court. (My friend was joking that he was going to shout that when throwing grenades. He went into basic training not too long ago.)

[scurv]

It's a dinosaur special

I will not tell Sue that she doesn't handle as well as a Velociraptor
a) or a Utahraptor
b) or a Gigantoraptor

I do not require Sue to see Dr. McNinja