Author Topic: Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do  (Read 253741 times)

Offline Phane

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Re: Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do
« Reply #135 on: April 15, 2008, 06:57:24 PM »
1. I will no longer let Thomas take Bob to work with him.
A. Apparently, there's no heckling in a hair salon, no matter how encouraging it was meant to be.
B. And I thought Thomas was the sexual predator.

2. I will never, EVER ask Ivy if she has change for a dollar.
A. And no giving her milk money for quite some time.

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Re: Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do
« Reply #136 on: April 15, 2008, 07:00:49 PM »
2. I will never, EVER ask Ivy if she has change for a dollar.

Continuing with my earlier post.

I will not give the Fallen coins as change either.
Maybe I'd been shut away in my lab too long, but Spenser never mentions that Mab has a great ass.
So I notice these things. So sue me.

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Re: Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do
« Reply #137 on: April 15, 2008, 07:38:53 PM »
I will not break into "Me & My Shadow" when meeting Nicodemus

I will not charge into battle screaming "LEEERRRROOOYYY JENKINS!"

I will not snicker every time I ask Molly to polish my blasting rod

I will not rename Michael's sword 'Glamdring'

I will not let Bob make the Archive copy down every romance novel ever written
Love spreads around, waits there for the nails
I forgive you boy, I will prevail.

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Re: Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do
« Reply #138 on: April 15, 2008, 07:41:24 PM »
Regardless of how cool it sounds, and how badly i want to, I will no longer force the fairies to follow me around town singing my own personal theme song everywhere I go...
dumm dum... dumm dum...dum dum dumdumdumddum dummdumdum...salsa snark!!

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Re: Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do
« Reply #139 on: April 15, 2008, 07:42:40 PM »
I will not snicker every time I ask Molly to polish my blasting rod
a) nor will I allow Bob to watch

- I will not let let Mister/Bob have his way with the female members of the Za Lord's Guard.

STOP! Grammar Time!!! *gets funky, 1980s style*

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Re: Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do
« Reply #140 on: April 15, 2008, 09:28:02 PM »
I will not order Pizza, and have the faeries pick it up at Lara's house.
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Re: Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do
« Reply #141 on: April 15, 2008, 09:45:04 PM »
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Re: Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do
« Reply #142 on: April 15, 2008, 09:52:07 PM »
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Thanks for adding that Priscellie. Sorry I forgot to put it in the spoiler bar.
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Re: Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do
« Reply #143 on: April 15, 2008, 09:58:12 PM »
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Oh God.......I think I know how the next archive will come about........
If Hugh Jackman ever plays Harry Dresden......Something small and furry might have to be harmed.

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Re: Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do
« Reply #144 on: April 15, 2008, 09:58:44 PM »
I will not engage in firefights that destroy public buildings without getting a permit from City Hall first



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Re: Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do
« Reply #145 on: April 15, 2008, 10:01:39 PM »
Oh God.......I think I know how the next archive will come about........
oh just wrong!

I will not put an add in the paper advertising Mouse as a pony for birthday parties.

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Re: Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do
« Reply #146 on: April 15, 2008, 10:26:35 PM »
I will not call Ebenezer uncle Jed anymore.

I will not shoot Mister with the paint ball gun filled with holy water. 

I will stop having the apprentice use the disillusionment charm on the pizza guys pizza when it is time to pay.

however, playing kickball with a ghouls head, is still not out of the question.   ;D
Heaven won't have me, and I took over hell.  Talk about lofty goals, now all I have to do if get a date with Angelina.

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Re: Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do
« Reply #147 on: April 16, 2008, 01:38:35 PM »
1. I will stop greeting Ms. Demeter as Carmela.
  a. Likewise, I will stop referring to Gard and Hendricks as Meadow and AJ.

You can't get a cup of tea big enough or a book long enough to suit me. - C.S. Lewis

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Re: Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do
« Reply #148 on: April 16, 2008, 04:49:56 PM »
-Mac should not get a partner named Cheese.
a) and he probably WILL kill me the next time I say that.

-"FRAG OUT!" is not a proper thing to shout when throwing a grenade at the Red Court. (My friend was joking that he was going to shout that when throwing grenades. He went into basic training not too long ago.)


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Re: Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do
« Reply #149 on: April 16, 2008, 09:06:00 PM »
It's a dinosaur special

I will not tell Sue that she doesn't handle as well as a Velociraptor
a) or a Utahraptor
b) or a Gigantoraptor

I do not require Sue to see Dr. McNinja