Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do

[nanuq]

I will not ask the Merlin if he is planning to come out of the closet now that Dumbledore has.
   Or Morgan.

[AgtEeyore]

I will not ask the Merlin if he is planning to come out of the closet now that Dumbledore has.
   Or Morgan.

Ha!  Nice!

-because this might elicit a reply of "You first, 'Ah-ree'."
   - or a butt-kicking.

[The Mrs Geek]

I will not refer to the Merlin as "Lord Voldemort"

[The Wolf formerly known as Shadow]

- Likewise Cowl

[Tech L. Me]

I shall not ask anybody if they have seen my staff
    a) Or my blasting rod
    b) Especially when wearing shorts under my closed duster

[scurv]

-I will not chew bubble gum during council meetings, unless I have enough for everyone
a)I will not chew bubble gum during council meetings, even if I have enough for everyone
b)I will not stuck said bubble gum on the Merlin's robe

-I will not ask Ebenezer for kilt advice
a)or advice on how to hurl a log

[Tech L. Me]

Not allowed to play “Pulp Fiction” with a suction-cup dart pistol and any member of the White Council.
   a) Or a squirt gun
   b) Or a nerf gun
   c) Any weapon, toy or otherwise.

Not allowed to add “In accordance with the prophesy” to the end of answers I give to a question another warden asks me.

Not allowed to add pictures of wardens I don’t like to War Criminal posters.
    a) Or of Merlin

Not allowed to train Mouse to “Sic Morgan!”
    a) Or Merlin
    b) Or anybody who disagrees with me
    c) Except blampires, rampires or wampires
    d) Make that anybody who tries to kill me.

Must get a haircut even if it tampers with my “Samson like powers”.

[Wolfeyes]

I will not refer to the Merlin as "Lord Voldemort"

a) Or Prime Minister Fudge.

-I am not allowed to say "opps" while working potentially explosive magic just to be funny.
-Not allowed to offer the magic stone dogs outside the council room a milk bone.
a) Definitely not allowed to teach them to "leave their mark" on Morgan.
b) Or anyone else I hate.
c) Even if it's Merlin.

[The Wolf formerly known as Shadow]

Mouse can though

- I'm not allowed to try and set Mouse up with one of the Alphas
 A) Likewise Tera

- I am not allowed to suggest that the Council start sending warlocks to Azgaban as punishment

- I am not allowed to take "Injun Joe" Listens-to-Wind to a wild west show

- Or Ebenezer to a Scottish Games

[Spectacular Sameth]

-I will not tell a newbie that a potion requires "elbow grease."
a) Or "headlight fluid."

-I will stop telling Molly that "boil, boil, toil and trouble" is required for every potion making.
a) Or any for that matter.

-Promises of more visits to Mister is not a proper way to get the Archive's attention.

[The Mrs Geek]

I will stop trying to bribe the Archive
-she knows I am and it doesn't work

[Spectacular Sameth]

-Just because I can, doesn't mean I SHOULD.
-If it makes me giggle for over a minute, it'll probably get me beheaded.
-The council telling me I can't do something is NOT a dare.
-A mu mu is not a proper substitute for a wizard robe.
-My staff does not make a "WHOOSH"ing noise when I move it.
-Chia Pet seeds will not grow on Bob's skull.

[drache]

-I will not make reference the Sith or the Jedi or pop culture in generla when talking to the Council
a) even if it's really funny
b) i will also not imply that they 'get with it' when i envietably make a reference and they don't get it

-I will not attempt to prove to Mouse that Mister is all hiss and no bite
a at least not without protection
b on second thought there isn't enough protection for that

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-asking Mab how her pussy cat is doing is just a bad idea

[Levi]

"A Penny for your thoughts" is not a clever solution for getting rid of the Fallen coins.
- Especially to Michael's family.

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Or my head wouldn't have been detached from my body

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"The Blue Beetle is in for repairs" is not a good excuse for reanimating Sue.
- And not when going to council meetings. There is limited parking space.
- Plus Sue likes to eat the guard dogs.


I will not try to set up Murphy with Toot Toot.
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Even though they are almost of the same height

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I will not say "Say Hello to my little friend" while introducing Murphy.
- Even though it is true.
- Even though she has the same nature as that of a gun.


I will not make Bob watch "Bob the Builder" series so as to make him work more.
He refuses to help. I had to spend an entire week at Victoria's Secret to convince him to change his mind.

[Purpura]

*SNIPPED*
I will not try to set up Murphy with Toot Toot.
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Even though they are almost of the same height

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I will not say "Say Hello to my little friend" while introducing Murphy.
- Even though it is true.
- Even though she has the same nature as that of a gun.

Heheheh Those are funny!