-I will not ask Muprhy to go to Six Flags Great America with me as she is too short to go on the fun rides.
-I will not point at the Elder Gruff's crotch and say,"' isn't it so small and cute."
-I will not play "Hide the Staff" with Molly again.
-I will not refer to Thomas as my "boy-toy" ever again.
a) Even if it outs Thomas as a straight guy.
b) Unless Thomas puts out.(slash fan fic, ewwww)