Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do

[The Wolf formerly known as Shadow]

- I will not hang out with Michael just to get better parking spaces
- I will not go to Church just to see Lash cry
- I will not plant fungus demons in Murphy's bosses' cars
  A) Or Butters' Boss's Car
  B) Or Morgan's
  C) Or the Merlin's
  D) the list goes on
    a) am I sure I'm not allowed?

[nanuq]

Under no circumstances am I allowed to threaten Mouse with Neutering.  Lets just say he doesn't think its funny.

Plus, he'd return the favor.

[Purpura]

I will not offer to buy Murphy a dwarven waraxe
a)even if it's the right size

I will not refer to Lash as "number 6"
a)or Caprica 6

LOL!

I will not go around telling people I am Gaius Baltar for Halloween, either

I will not compare Murphy to Doc, Happy, Sleepy, Sneezy, Grumpy, Bashful and Dopey. 
I will not insult Butters' love for the Polka, or put down Weird Al Yankovic.
I will not confuse Titania with Tito Puente.
I will not say I will put a joke "Oberon" Titania either.

I will not confuse Marva Maid Milk, with Mavra either.

[hassman]

I will not try to hook Thomas up with Mavra to see if I can breed the new Gray vampires.

Life is too short to make puns about Murphy's height
   a.  heck, did it again.

[Miharu]

I will not try to hook Thomas up with Mavra to see if I can breed the new Gray vampires.

Correct me if I am wrong but wouldn't that be Pink Vampires, not Grey?

 

[MonaLS]

Correct me if I am wrong but wouldn't that be Pink Vampires, not Grey?

 

As long as they aren't lavender.

[Helen™]

I want a lavendar vampire. 

Pretty.

[Murphy's Stunt Double]

Heh
Sorryman wants a vampire named Lavender.

[Priscellie]

Miharu -- Mavra is Black Court.  White + Black = Grey.

Though the Thomas/Susan ship is referred to as "Pink Court" by my friends.

[The Wolf formerly known as Shadow]

- I am no longer allowed to set Thomas up on blind dates
  a) and if I do I can't schedule them at gay bars.

[FarHorizon]

- Due to impending litigation, I am no longer allowed to make any claims of being "magically delicious"
- I have also been informed that Fidelacchius is not a toy, I am not of the Clan MacLeod, and that my Scottish accent is atrocious.
- I have been asked to stop telling newbie Wardens that most warlocks "just need a hug"

[The Mrs Geek]

- I have also been informed that Fidelacchius is not a toy, I am not of the Clan MacLeod, and that my Scottish accent is atrocious.

Oh the Highlander!  Wow, haven't thought about that in ages.  Thanks 

[The Wolf formerly known as Shadow]

Only the strongest can survive! In the end there can be only one!

- I am no longer allowed to make pop culture references that are too out of date for Molly to understand.

[Sorryman105]

Heh
Sorryman wants a vampire named Lavender.

No i do not, I want one named (insert suitable romance goth name). I'll think of one later.

[Murphy's Stunt Double]

ok, keep me posted. Christmas is coming you know...