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Re: Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do
« Reply #75 on: April 11, 2008, 01:41:14 AM »
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Re: Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do
« Reply #76 on: April 11, 2008, 01:51:05 AM »
I will never tell Mab to 'Be Cool'

I will not refer to Marva as Queen of the Damned
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Re: Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do
« Reply #77 on: April 11, 2008, 03:02:19 AM »
-I will try to stop hexing the Cubs

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Re: Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do
« Reply #78 on: April 11, 2008, 04:50:22 AM »
-I will not ask what happened to Morgan's blackness.

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Re: Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do
« Reply #79 on: April 11, 2008, 03:06:48 PM »
1. I will no longer underestimate Nursery Rhymes or Fairy Tales.
A. Subsequently, I will chop down any beanstalk I find that's taller than me.

2. When I seek a peaceful audience with the Summer Court, I will never be without a dozen of Chicago's finest... doughnuts.
A. With the meeting taking place at Uno's, to make sure all junk food is represented.

2.5. And I will hold off on my issues with the fae's ability to devour such delights with reckless abandon.
A. Despite that they've never had to spend a minute on a treadmill... ever.
B. Jenny Craig must be a fae from the Winter Court.

3. I will no longer hang out with Sanya.
A. I'm not trying to collect them all, folks.
B. For his safety, he should really avoid me all together until I can at least dump Excalibur on some poor deluded fool, with a king some where in his bloodline, and head over heels in love.
a. Hey, Thomas.

4. I will no longer read the other books from Tolkien.
A. Uriel might get a bit chatty.
B. And Peter Jackson is a sadist.

5. I will no longer order any pizza for the Little Folk with anchovies on it.
A. Apparently, I discovered the other bane to all faerie folk.
B. The whole label-change-bit on my potion ingredients wasn't very nice.
C. The catnip spread throughout Little Chicago was just mean.
D. As was the new stain that I'm betting will never come out, even if the place burned down.
a. Don't look at me like that.

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Re: Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do
« Reply #80 on: April 11, 2008, 04:41:56 PM »
I will get the words "Born to Rune" removed from the back of by duster.
a)So what if it pisses off the Merlin.
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Re: Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do
« Reply #81 on: April 11, 2008, 07:52:33 PM »
3. I will no longer hang out with Sanya.
A. I'm not trying to collect them all, folks.
B. For his safety, he should really avoid me all together until I can at least dump Excalibur on some poor deluded fool, with a king some where in his bloodline, and head over heels in love.
a. Hey, Thomas.
*ROFL* :D

C. In the interest of keeping myself from having a hat trick of swords, I will no longer wonder if Sanya knows about Michael's kevlar-reinforced armor or not.  I will ask Sanya myself.  Over the phone.  Then, I shall suggest that he consult Charity regarding what her asking price for Sanya-sized kevlarized armor is these days.
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Re: Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do
« Reply #82 on: April 11, 2008, 09:21:59 PM »
*ROFL* :D

C. In the interest of keeping myself from having a hat trick of swords, I will no longer wonder if Sanya knows about Michael's kevlar-reinforced armor or not.  I will ask Sanya myself.  Over the phone.  Then, I shall suggest that he consult Charity regarding what her asking price for Sanya-sized kevlarized armor is these days.
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Re: Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do
« Reply #83 on: April 11, 2008, 11:36:42 PM »
Next time I see Mavra, I will not walk with my legs stiff and arms out in front of me. "BRAAAAAIIINNSS!!"

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Re: Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do
« Reply #84 on: April 12, 2008, 12:58:15 AM »
Next time I see Mavra, I will not walk with my legs stiff and arms out in front of me. "BRAAAAAIIINNSS!!"

- I will quit having Butters try to send Cowl bootlegs of the "Thriller" video.

- I will not keep trying to convince the DMV that the Blue Beetle needs a handicapped tag for ITSELF because of permanent damage from fungus demons.

- I will stop attempting to teach Mister to spray Thomas' Hummer.

- This is definitely the last year I send the Nickelheads Christmas cards that say "PWNED!" out loud when opened.

- I will no longer pretend "Vaarsuvius" is Latin for "Harry Dresden" at Council shindigs.

- I will stop telling the female Alphas that Mouse is hot for them.

- You'd think I would've learned my lesson by now about pointing my blasting rod at Marcone and saying, "Say hallo to my li'l fren'!"

- Catnip is NOT a fun diversion while trying to speak to Mab through Puss-in-Boots.

- Trying to make my sword-cane look like a lightsaber is just asking for trouble.

- I promise to stop showing around the voodoo doll of Merlin that's kissing its own ass.
   a. And the one of Morgan with a giant stick up his.
   b. And the one of Luccio with the...

- Playing dolls with Ivy is just wrong. Especially for the people she made them to resemble.

- Explaining my rune-covered duster followed by saying, "You oughta see the matching codpiece," will never get me anywhere.
   a. Except deeper into the rumors about Thomas and me.
   b. And except on Fire Island.
       1. On second thought, it won't even work there.

- Telling Molly her next homework is to learn how to turn her clothes invisible will get me killed so hard, I'll never have been born.

- Hexing traffic lights never works out right. Never.

- Though it break my heart, telling Murphy that my source of information is WZRD Radio is now a no-go.
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Re: Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do
« Reply #85 on: April 12, 2008, 02:21:44 AM »
- Though it break my heart, telling Murphy that my source of information is WZRD Radio is now a no-go.


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Re: Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do
« Reply #86 on: April 12, 2008, 05:28:08 AM »
-I will stop telling Yakov Smirnoff jokes around Sanya
-(During Death Masks): I will stop saying "Ohhhh...me so sowwy" around Shiro.
-I will not rent out Bob's skull when he's out.
-I am NOT Rincewind and I DO know more than one spell.
-I can't actually see the color Octarine and should quit saying things like "could you hand me that octarine cup," etc.
-My job is not appropriate dinner conversation with anyone not involved in it.
-I should stop telling people my life goal is to find out what gender  The Great A'Tuin is.
-Tavi and I are not drinking buddies.
a) And I do not possess a fury.

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Re: Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do
« Reply #87 on: April 12, 2008, 04:09:46 PM »
Under no circumstances am I allowed to threaten Mouse with Neutering.  Lets just say he doesn't think its funny.
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Re: Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do
« Reply #88 on: April 12, 2008, 06:46:16 PM »
I will not offer to buy Murphy a dwarven waraxe
a)even if it's the right size

I will not refer to Lash as "number 6"
a)or Caprica 6

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Re: Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do
« Reply #89 on: April 12, 2008, 07:56:19 PM »
I will not offer to buy Murphy a dwarven waraxe
a)even if it's the right size

I will not refer to Lash as "number 6"
a)or Caprica 6

I will not refer to any Denarian shadows as "Harveys".......lol :D
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