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Re: Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do
« Reply #105 on: April 13, 2008, 06:42:24 AM »
-I will not ask Muprhy to go to Six Flags Great America with me as she is too short to go on the fun rides.

-I will not point at the Elder Gruff's crotch and say,"' isn't it so small and cute."

-I will not play "Hide the Staff" with Molly again.

-I will not refer to Thomas as my "boy-toy" ever again.
a) Even if it outs Thomas as a straight guy.
b) Unless Thomas puts out.(slash fan fic, ewwww)

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Re: Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do
« Reply #106 on: April 13, 2008, 11:23:56 AM »
Though the Thomas/Susan ship is referred to as "Pink Court" by my friends. :D

*cringes as big-eyed kittens and puppies spontaneously combust at that blatant 'shipping*
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Re: Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do
« Reply #107 on: April 13, 2008, 06:44:33 PM »
Miharu -- Mavra is Black Court.  White + Black = Grey. :D

Though the Thomas/Susan ship is referred to as "Pink Court" by my friends. :D

Ooops. Forgot. Thought Mavra was red.

Oh... need to keep this thread on track. Uh lets see.....

Upon learning that Santa is a fairy, I will be careful of making negative references to the Easter Bunny, the Great Pumpkin, or Elvis. You just never know.  ;D
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Tinkerbell's probably some flesh-eating Willowisp.

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Re: Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do
« Reply #108 on: April 14, 2008, 05:21:49 PM »
Hey, I never thought about it, But I guess Santa is Winter, isn't he?  I want to meet thins Dresdenverse Santa!   8)
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Re: Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do
« Reply #109 on: April 14, 2008, 05:23:33 PM »
Hey, I never thought about it, But I guess Santa is Winter, isn't he?  I want to meet thins Dresdenverse Santa!   8)

I'd think he'd be a bit less cuddly than our image of Santa... I wouldn't want to meet him.

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Re: Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do
« Reply #110 on: April 14, 2008, 05:51:53 PM »
more akin to the Futurama Santa maybe...

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Re: Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do
« Reply #111 on: April 14, 2008, 05:54:15 PM »
STAY ON TOPIC, GUYS!

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Re: Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do
« Reply #112 on: April 14, 2008, 06:12:18 PM »
Just because one girl thanked me once after doesn't mean Im allowed to just go magically tying up women to have my way with them.
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Re: Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do
« Reply #113 on: April 14, 2008, 06:20:01 PM »
STAY ON TOPIC, GUYS!

... says the 'shipper. *ducks*
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Re: Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do
« Reply #114 on: April 14, 2008, 07:25:43 PM »
It is an abuse of my power to use Little Chicago to make it rain Guiness on St Patricks Day.
-or any other day

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Re: Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do
« Reply #115 on: April 14, 2008, 07:26:20 PM »
I will not ever make comments about Tinkerbell, you never know, size is often disceptive. Yoda for instance.

a) Murphy also.

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Re: Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do
« Reply #116 on: April 14, 2008, 08:48:47 PM »
I won't take the newbie Wardens at Training Camp on any more Snipe Hunts.

-Nor will I send them to the Merlin asking for a left-handed smoke shifter.
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Re: Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do
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Re: Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do
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