Do you want my story or the truth about ConDFW

David, your bruise looked so real, I was afraid to ask about it at dinner...
My friend Robert is the one with the gaping neck wound with maggots. One of the 'maggots' slid down and I was going to pick it off his collar and put it back but I decided it enhanced the look. (AKA: It was so realistic that I wimped out... no metals for me)

Brilliant pictures (you know, gross)

Once again, I had an awesome time last weekend... so what's up for this weekend?
