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Re: Where do you go out on a date with the Queen of the sex vampires?
« Reply #45 on: September 21, 2024, 06:20:09 AM »
Alright, we're all thinking it, I'll say it.

Harry takes Lara to dinner ... at Burger King.  Diplomatic incident ensues.

Well of course he does!
White Queen... marrying a mere knight??!?

But at BK... Harry's the king, baby!
 
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Of course, in payback Lara would take Harry to Alinea for their next date.

Michelin 3-star restaurant (one of only a dozen or so in the USA); #9 on the S.Pellegrino worldwide top-50; AAA 5-diamond; and multiple other prestigious honors.

And the cuisine?  What style are they?
Heh.

Molecular Gastronomy

Can you imagine how uncomfortable Harry would be??!?
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Re: Where do you go out on a date with the Queen of the sex vampires?
« Reply #46 on: September 22, 2024, 09:31:32 PM »
Well, some of the molecular gastronomy dishes are frozen in nitrogen, I can imagine the Winter Knight doing something with that.
Also, I imagine Harry being hungry  and going for a burger as soon as they left the fancy place  :)
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Re: Where do you go out on a date with the Queen of the sex vampires?
« Reply #47 on: September 23, 2024, 11:46:05 AM »
Well, some of the molecular gastronomy dishes are frozen in nitrogen, I can imagine the Winter Knight doing something with that.
Also, I imagine Harry being hungry  and going for a burger as soon as they left the fancy place  :)

  LOL!  I agree, the worst thing he finds out about Lara is she is a strict vegetarian! :o

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Re: Where do you go out on a date with the Queen of the sex vampires?
« Reply #48 on: September 23, 2024, 05:13:38 PM »
  LOL!  I agree, the worst thing he finds out about Lara is she is a strict vegetarian! :o

Eh ... somebody probably needs to point out to Harry that if you're planning for a lifespan in the centuries, you probably don't want your arteries clogged for the back 80% of that life expectancy.

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Re: Where do you go out on a date with the Queen of the sex vampires?
« Reply #49 on: September 23, 2024, 08:24:47 PM »
Since we've seen just more examples of spry elderly wizards than not, I have to believe that the wizard healing factor stops all but the excesses.

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Re: Where do you go out on a date with the Queen of the sex vampires?
« Reply #50 on: September 23, 2024, 10:38:58 PM »
Since we've seen just more examples of spry elderly wizards than not, I have to believe that the wizard healing factor stops all but the excesses.

  Cholesterolfugo!   :o  All arteries clear! ;)

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Re: Where do you go out on a date with the Queen of the sex vampires?
« Reply #51 on: September 24, 2024, 12:22:46 AM »

  Cholesterolfugo!   :o  All arteries clear! ;)

Harry could make himself rich with that. He pretends to be a mystic healer or something like that. Lots of money and helping people too, so his moral sense can be at ease.
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Re: Where do you go out on a date with the Queen of the sex vampires?
« Reply #52 on: September 24, 2024, 03:16:50 AM »
Alright, we're all thinking it, I'll say it.

Harry takes Lara to dinner ... at Burger King.  Diplomatic incident ensues.

I actually wouldn't be shocked to find out that Lara is a regular at BK.

I imagine Harry and Lara at BK, and Harry is stunned to find out that she eats there often, knows the difference between a whopper and a big fish, and he's horrified to find one more thing about Lara that appeals...