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A Wizard, a Vampire and a Werewolf walk into a bar...
« on: February 14, 2021, 06:48:08 AM »
A Wizard, a Vampire and a Werewolf walk into a bar...

Mac looks up and says "Harry, Thomas, Billy. The usual?"

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Re: A Wizard, a Vampire and a Werewolf walk into a bar...
« Reply #1 on: February 14, 2021, 08:55:00 AM »
Harry then pulls out his Blasting Rod because that's way too much talking for it to be the real Mac.

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Re: A Wizard, a Vampire and a Werewolf walk into a bar...
« Reply #2 on: February 14, 2021, 02:05:36 PM »
They form a summoning Circle to bring Con forth from our reality for hijacking somebody else's idea of a post headline...then they proceed to bind him to the little kids table till the dresden files are complete without desert...

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Re: A Wizard, a Vampire and a Werewolf walk into a bar...
« Reply #3 on: February 14, 2021, 02:20:42 PM »

   Thomas says, " Nothing for me,thanks, since my return from Demonreach I've quit drinking and am working on my "Twelve Step" program, except in my case it is about twelve million...."

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Re: A Wizard, a Vampire and a Werewolf walk into a bar...
« Reply #4 on: February 14, 2021, 03:20:08 PM »
Then Harry pulls his gun! And says how about a cold beer Mac? Thomas stares at Harry....Billy stops to lick himself...

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Re: A Wizard, a Vampire and a Werewolf walk into a bar...
« Reply #5 on: February 14, 2021, 06:25:05 PM »
Then Harry pulls his gun! And says how about a cold beer Mac? Thomas stares at Harry....Billy stops to lick himself...

Thomas steps between Harry and Mac and reaches over scratches Billy behind the ear and gives him a piece of beef jerky from the bowl on the counter... "Well, that's step number one..."

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Re: A Wizard, a Vampire and a Werewolf walk into a bar...
« Reply #6 on: February 14, 2021, 06:43:18 PM »
A Wizard, a Vampire and a Werewolf walk into a bar...

Mac looks up and says "Harry, Thomas, Billy. The usual?"

Harry would get steak with fries, and warm beer.  Billy would get some kibbles and bits.  Thomas would get the waitress that brought them the food.
Stole this from Reginald because it was so well put, and is true for me as well.

"I love this place. It was a beacon in the dark and I couldn't have made it through some of the most maddening years of my life without some great people here."  Thank you Griff and others who took up the torch.

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Re: A Wizard, a Vampire and a Werewolf walk into a bar...
« Reply #7 on: February 15, 2021, 05:15:26 AM »
A Wizard, a Vampire and a Werewolf walk into a bar...

Mac looks up and says "Harry, Thomas, Billy. The usual?"
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Re: A Wizard, a Vampire and a Werewolf walk into a bar...
« Reply #8 on: February 16, 2021, 06:00:27 PM »
Mac would silently put three bottles of his latest on the bar.

Why would they want anything else when every drop is personally passed by a former angel?

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Re: A Wizard, a Vampire and a Werewolf walk into a bar...
« Reply #9 on: February 18, 2021, 02:07:29 AM »
Why would they want anything else when every drop is personally passed by a former angel?
Are you saying Mac's beer tastes like piss?

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Re: A Wizard, a Vampire and a Werewolf walk into a bar...
« Reply #10 on: February 28, 2021, 02:23:36 AM »
And fracture their skulls. It was an iron bar.