I wasn't trolling. If you go to the Kindle store using the Android app, there is a button that says download sample. The sample includes the first three chapters as well as chapter 4 and part of chapter 5. My screen grabs are too big to post here, and I don't have time to photoshop them smaller. But I will try to do it on my lunch break if people insist. I'm not sure why the thread was locked.