Hey, the Warded man tattoed himself. But that's another thought.
As for the distortion and misalignment, Elaine used a warded chain instead of a staff. Granted, every link in itself is solid, but the whole twists and changes with its movement.
And as for the heat, you don't have to use fire there, there are still a lot of options to use. Offensively or defencively. Maybe a kinetic dispersal pattern, to be able to withstand a punch or a quarterstaff hit.