Will Ramirez ever get laid?...

[Jack of Hearts]

  I don't believe its ever been established if Ramirez ever lost his virginity after it was revealed by Lara in White Night that he was a virgin but in my headcanon he is still one. This made me feel even worse for him after the events of Cold Case....

  If I ever got to ask Jim a funny question at a Q&A it would be is Ramirez ever going to get laid? I can even imagine a short story where Harry, Mouse, and Butters take him to a bar to try to be his wing men only to have the whole thing ruined when Thomas shows up....

[Con]

WOJ is that he's still a virgin. At this point I think it's a save yourself till marriage kind of deal.

[Jack of Hearts]

There could be some power in virginity. Perhaps it could come into play at some point.

[groinkick]

Well virgins do make great sacrifices.....  Or maybe Leah will want to take it...  Or who knows!  I do think it's important since Molly, and Ramirez are both virgins, and pretty old to still be so in this day and age.

[KurtinStGeorge]

Was there anything said in the short story where Molly put the hurt on Carlos that tells us he's still a virgin?  Just because Molly is doesn't tell us anything about him.

[Fcrate]

If he was a virgin before cold case, then tough luck, I don't think he'll ever get laid. Molly did a number on him, probably castrated him, and if not, then he'll never be able to get it up after the first time's traumatic experience. Poor guy.

[Quantus]

If he was a virgin before cold case, then tough luck, I don't think he'll ever get laid. Molly did a number on him, probably castrated him, and if not, then he'll never be able to get it up after the first time's traumatic experience. Poor guy.

He's not that bad off, as of the first chapter of Peace Talks.  Walks with a cane but still mobile, and not indication of more...dramatic mutilation.  Granted his interest in Molly is probably nice and obliterated, but I doubt that would be enough to turn him off for life. 

[Fcrate]

He's not that bad off, as of the first chapter of Peace Talks.  Walks with a cane but still mobile, and not indication of more...dramatic mutilation.  Granted his interest in Molly is probably nice and obliterated, but I doubt that would be enough to turn him off for life. 

The Lady's mantle protects itself, with extreme prejudice. He probably has a ball-tie.
You mentioned the first chapter of PT (Hell, reminds me of school). I'm inrigued: WOOOT? :O

[Quantus]

The Lady's mantle protects itself, with extreme prejudice. He probably has a ball-tie.
You mentioned the first chapter of PT (Hell, reminds me of school). I'm inrigued: WOOOT? :O

The first chapter of Peace Talks was released to the Dresden Files Card Game Kickstarter backers as a stretch-goal reward.  It's just Thomas and Harry out having a morning jog and a talk about family, when Carlos shows up to inform harry about the incoming Peace Talks and his (Harry's) expected role in them. 

[Fcrate]

Cool thanks It didn't say if Carlos still has his gonads?

[Quantus]

Cool thanks It didn't say if Carlos still has his gonads?

...Harry didnt think to ask.   

That would have been the most awkward answer to "How's it Hanging"  ever

[jonas]

Is that not one of the things The Winter Lady molly now owes Ramirez??

[Fcrate]

...Harry didnt think to ask.   

That would have been the most awkward answer to "How's it Hanging"  ever

heh.

Is that not one of the things The Winter Lady molly now owes Ramirez??

She owes him a new ballsack?

[Mira]

    There is always hope....

[groinkick]

That's how you know the Dresden Files is fiction.  No way a wizard named Carlos Ramirez doesn't get laid...  It just doesn't happen.  The name alone would get him all kinds of action.