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F**k, Marry, and Kill- The Dresden Edition.
« on: December 04, 2017, 08:05:00 AM »
The rules are simple. Name one character in the Dresdenverse that fits in each category. Tell why if you want. Oh, one thing.... sex in marriage is not a given. As some married people, like myself, have learned. :'(

F**K: Andi. While she is not my first choice; she is the safest of the top 5 or so. Lea is too scary. Lara would kill me in the course of the act. Molly is Winter Lady, ask Carlos what that means. And, as for why Andi, ask Bob what makes women great to see. We tend to agree on aesthetics.

Marry: Charity. She is the perfect home-maker. Cooks big meals and can kick butt when necessary.

Kill: I would have to go with most of the guys. Sorry, fellows, but I am straight. Thomas could get a question mark; since he seems to do open-relationships.
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Re: F**k, Marry, and Kill- The Dresden Edition.
« Reply #1 on: December 04, 2017, 03:33:07 PM »
F - Andi - I have a thing for redheads (who doesn't)
M - Charity is a good choice, but I think I'd rather Murphy.  Much prefer someone who can back me up than just raise a family.  Besides, I'm past that.
K - I assume we're really talking about the ladies (since I'm a guy and not into them) so I'd have to go with Jenny Greenteeth.  Never did like her.
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Re: F**k, Marry, and Kill- The Dresden Edition.
« Reply #2 on: December 04, 2017, 03:55:34 PM »
Well, I turn 42 in a couple weeks and I feel like I am "past that." Charity can swing a mean hammer. Murphy may need me to reach for things too much and at average height that is sometimes a stretch.
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Re: F**k, Marry, and Kill- The Dresden Edition.
« Reply #3 on: December 04, 2017, 06:10:17 PM »
If I have to kill one female character it would be Ancient Mai. Etiquette gives me fits.
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Re: F**k, Marry, and Kill- The Dresden Edition.
« Reply #4 on: December 04, 2017, 07:57:28 PM »
LOL ... making room for a younger member of the council to become a member of the SC .... HARRY!!
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« Reply #5 on: December 04, 2017, 09:21:11 PM »
Harry would never want to be on SC. Though, he could be conned into it.
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Re: F**k, Marry, and Kill- The Dresden Edition.
« Reply #6 on: December 06, 2017, 07:23:19 PM »
Who said he'd want to be on it?
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Re: F**k, Marry, and Kill- The Dresden Edition.
« Reply #7 on: December 06, 2017, 07:37:28 PM »
Quote from: Rasins on December 06, 2017, 07:23:19 PM
Who said he'd want to be on it?
Who said he'd have a choice?
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Re: F**k, Marry, and Kill- The Dresden Edition.
« Reply #8 on: December 07, 2017, 12:11:40 AM »
I think all three of us can agree that SC is not on Harry's X-mas list; but, sometimes, you are forced to accept something other than coal for being naughty. like a grey cloak or a SC position.
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Re: F**k, Marry, and Kill- The Dresden Edition.
« Reply #9 on: December 08, 2017, 10:08:14 PM »
F Andi. Marry Molly. Kill Murphy.
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Re: F**k, Marry, and Kill- The Dresden Edition.
« Reply #10 on: December 08, 2017, 10:27:09 PM »
f: Thomas, obviously. If he shows restrain great, if not...it will be worthy anyway  :) (second, healthier option, would be Kincaid)
M: Harry
Kill: So many options...but I think I'll go with Nicodemus. Second option, the Nagloshii.
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Re: F**k, Marry, and Kill- The Dresden Edition.
« Reply #11 on: December 09, 2017, 12:04:35 AM »
Quote from: Dina on December 08, 2017, 10:27:09 PM
f: Thomas, obviously. If he shows restrain great, if not...it will be worthy anyway  :) (second, healthier option, would be Kincaid)
M: Harry
Kill: So many options...but I think I'll go with Nicodemus. Second option, the Nagloshii.
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Re: F**k, Marry, and Kill- The Dresden Edition.
« Reply #12 on: December 09, 2017, 01:44:51 AM »
Wow, what a tone deaf topic for the times. ;)

Sex with Nicodemus if he’s into it. After 2000 years, he must have some darkly intriguing interests and skills. Fifty Shades of Grey, move over. 2000 Lashes of Lord Nico. :)

Marry Marcone, obvs. He’s handsome, rich, fit and intelligent with a good sense of humour.

I want Butters written out. He’s obviously fan service to the point where it breaks my suspension of disbelief and jars me out of the story.
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Re: F**k, Marry, and Kill- The Dresden Edition.
« Reply #13 on: December 09, 2017, 03:56:45 AM »
Quote from: Ananda on December 09, 2017, 01:44:51 AM
Wow, what a tone deaf topic for the times. ;)

Sex with Nicodemus if he’s into it. After 2000 years, he must have some darkly intriguing interests and skills. Fifty Shades of Grey, move over. 2000 Lashes of Lord Nico. :)

Marry Marcone, obvs. He’s handsome, rich, fit and intelligent with a good sense of humour.

I want Butters written out. He’s obviously fan service to the point where it breaks my suspension of disbelief and jars me out of the story.

Ananda

I never even considered the 50 Shades angle .... Hmmmm .... LOL
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Re: F**k, Marry, and Kill- The Dresden Edition.
« Reply #14 on: December 09, 2017, 07:01:07 AM »
Quote from: Rasins on December 09, 2017, 03:56:45 AM
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I never even considered the 50 Shades angle .... Hmmmm .... LOL
Well if that is the angle there is none better than Mab. It would be a real experience. If you survive that you can think about the other two.
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