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Re: What about crowd sourcing ideas to get Peace Talks jumpstarted?
« Reply #15 on: September 01, 2017, 12:23:23 PM »
Molly walks in on Harry and Murphy having body-cast sex. Harry tries to explain to little Maggie how she was conceived.

Is Harry now Drax the Destroy giving blow by blow descriptions of his daughter's conception?
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Re: What about crowd sourcing ideas to get Peace Talks jumpstarted?
« Reply #16 on: September 01, 2017, 02:43:15 PM »
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Re: What about crowd sourcing ideas to get Peace Talks jumpstarted?
« Reply #17 on: September 01, 2017, 08:17:42 PM »
Is Harry now Drax the Destroy giving blow by blow descriptions of his daughter's conception?

That was Drax's dad.
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Re: What about crowd sourcing ideas to get Peace Talks jumpstarted?
« Reply #18 on: September 02, 2017, 12:13:47 AM »
Harry sits Maggie down and says " it involved a magical rope, some first-aid on bruises, and your mom trying to eat me." That should put her off romancing boys for awhile.
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Re: What about crowd sourcing ideas to get Peace Talks jumpstarted?
« Reply #19 on: September 02, 2017, 12:51:56 AM »
Harry sits Maggie down and says " it involved a magical rope, some first-aid on bruises, and your mom trying to eat me." That should put her off romancing boys for awhile.

Oh, and we had to kill a unicorn for the rope.
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Re: What about crowd sourcing ideas to get Peace Talks jumpstarted?
« Reply #20 on: September 03, 2017, 10:00:44 PM »
Harry begins to tell Maggie the story of how he met her mother but it goes on for 9 books and then ends poorly
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Re: What about crowd sourcing ideas to get Peace Talks jumpstarted?
« Reply #21 on: September 04, 2017, 10:29:43 PM »
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Re: What about crowd sourcing ideas to get Peace Talks jumpstarted?
« Reply #22 on: September 05, 2017, 04:14:33 PM »
That was Drax's dad.

Yes, but Drax was waxing rhapsodic about his dad telling him the story of his conception.  He thinks it is beautiful.
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Re: What about crowd sourcing ideas to get Peace Talks jumpstarted?
« Reply #23 on: September 05, 2017, 04:15:42 PM »
Harry begins to tell Maggie the story of how he met her mother but it goes on for 9 books and then ends poorly

Boooooooooo!!!!!

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Re: What about crowd sourcing ideas to get Peace Talks jumpstarted?
« Reply #24 on: September 06, 2017, 01:55:48 PM »
Harry wakes up in a hospital, after having been thrown off of one of his Grandfather's horses.  He is 17 years old and it was all a dream.
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Re: What about crowd sourcing ideas to get Peace Talks jumpstarted?
« Reply #25 on: September 07, 2017, 12:17:25 AM »
Or, Harry wakes up from a dream and finds Susan in the shower.
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Re: What about crowd sourcing ideas to get Peace Talks jumpstarted?
« Reply #26 on: September 07, 2017, 01:51:34 AM »
Or, Harry wakes up in a mental institution, where he's spent the last dozen years as a patient.  He's informed that a serial prankster posing as a mailman was lacing people's mail with LSD.  Harry had a particularly bad reaction to it, resulting in brain damage that caused hallucinations. 

Additionally, his doctors inform him that his refusal to analyze aspects of his past within the hallucination was his mind's way of avoiding memories that would conflict with his fabricated reality.

Upon his return to the real world, he meets his fellow asylum patients, each of whom he's cast as different allies or enemies in his delusion.  To help him accept that his memories are false, he's shown security footage of him acting out his fantasy in the asylum's common area, where others joined him in his frantic behavior.

Ultimately, his "case files" are actually the detailed patient files logged by Dr. James Butcher, who has been working with him to try and break through the delusion.
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Re: What about crowd sourcing ideas to get Peace Talks jumpstarted?
« Reply #27 on: September 07, 2017, 04:20:59 AM »
Harry learns that dinosaurs were really superintelligent sentient beings when Sue summons Harry back 65 billion years into the past using double-reverse temporal necromancy.  In order for her to return him back to present-day Chicago, Harry must spend an afternoon giving piggyback rides to baby T-Rexes, just to even things up.

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Re: What about crowd sourcing ideas to get Peace Talks jumpstarted?
« Reply #28 on: December 14, 2017, 09:29:24 AM »
Harry begins to tell Maggie the story of how he met her mother but it goes on for 9 books and then ends poorly
But the tale is Legen- wait for it -dary!.

I'm expecting a short story about Harry filing fax forms 
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Harry will learn about assassination plots and while trying to host the peace talks will also end up trying to prevent the plots to take place. Also: Molly will start to make open approaches at Harry and Harry is going to be confused about it.
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Re: What about crowd sourcing ideas to get Peace Talks jumpstarted?
« Reply #29 on: December 14, 2017, 10:02:19 AM »
Yeah, when Molly starts Maeve-ing on Harry; we are going to have all kinds of awkward.
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