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Re: Shall I Compare Thee To A Mooseburger aka The Bad Poetry Thread
« Reply #315 on: January 05, 2010, 04:44:08 AM »
Have no fear,
To my Ear
your rhyme
is fine.

Do not stop
let them drop
there is no plop.
Chi pò, non vò; chi vò, non pò; chi sà, non fà; chi fà, non sà; e così, male il mondo va.

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Re: Shall I Compare Thee To A Mooseburger aka The Bad Poetry Thread
« Reply #316 on: January 05, 2010, 06:40:33 AM »

have no fear, do not gripe
Elise m'dear fire when ripe
if the rhyme plop
like my sody pop
your tight rear we shall wipe
Yeah, but Germans and Hungarians don't pull people's theories out of their sockets when they're challenged.  Ducks are known to do that.


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Re: Shall I Compare Thee To A Mooseburger aka The Bad Poetry Thread
« Reply #317 on: January 05, 2010, 06:46:00 AM »
((What mean "we" white duck?   ;D))

this is the place for cheese
in rhyme, so please
be at ease
every
time

a friendly place for you to post
no hostile host
banquo's ghost
writer
mime.
Chi pò, non vò; chi vò, non pò; chi sà, non fà; chi fà, non sà; e così, male il mondo va.

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Re: Shall I Compare Thee To A Mooseburger aka The Bad Poetry Thread
« Reply #318 on: January 05, 2010, 03:22:00 PM »
I sit here completely unamused
beside my heaping pile of tissues
Invisible demons of corruption
cause involuntary nasal eruptions
and while my body temp is now growing hot
My mind snickers "Thinks it's butter - but its snot!"

Stoopid head cold - changes my speaking voice
And the sounds that I make, I have little choice!
Disgusting stuff, trying manfully to clear it out
Hacking, and snorting and honking my snout
Hopefully things will improve, not too much later
But for now I sound like Darth Fudd or Elmer Vader!


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Re: Shall I Compare Thee To A Mooseburger aka The Bad Poetry Thread
« Reply #319 on: January 05, 2010, 03:27:08 PM »
*Applauds*  *Sprays disinfectant*  *Applauss some more*
Chi pò, non vò; chi vò, non pò; chi sà, non fà; chi fà, non sà; e così, male il mondo va.

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Re: Shall I Compare Thee To A Mooseburger aka The Bad Poetry Thread
« Reply #320 on: January 05, 2010, 07:05:16 PM »
Viral poetry
Spreading through the Internet!
Use anti-virus. 
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Re: Shall I Compare Thee To A Mooseburger aka The Bad Poetry Thread
« Reply #321 on: January 05, 2010, 11:00:20 PM »
McAfee cannot
hope to match the awesome p'wer
of bad haiku here
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Am I a wannabe who won't finish, or tadpole author waiting to grow up?  Probably the former, but we'll find out later.

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Re: Shall I Compare Thee To A Mooseburger aka The Bad Poetry Thread
« Reply #322 on: January 05, 2010, 11:05:51 PM »
Harry Dresden is
wears a cool leather duster
and kicks monster butt

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Re: Shall I Compare Thee To A Mooseburger aka The Bad Poetry Thread
« Reply #323 on: January 05, 2010, 11:43:32 PM »
Chlorofiend so green
By mighty Murphy pruned back
In Autumn leaves drop.
Chi pò, non vò; chi vò, non pò; chi sà, non fà; chi fà, non sà; e così, male il mondo va.

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Re: Shall I Compare Thee To A Mooseburger aka The Bad Poetry Thread
« Reply #324 on: January 05, 2010, 11:46:37 PM »
Inspiration flees.
Writing becomes a chore, so:
How can I o'ercome?
Am I a wannabe who won't finish, or tadpole author waiting to grow up?  Probably the former, but we'll find out later.

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Re: Shall I Compare Thee To A Mooseburger aka The Bad Poetry Thread
« Reply #325 on: January 05, 2010, 11:52:02 PM »
If writing seems to be a chore,
You should go and scrub a floor,
If your genius is in a quandry,
I suggest you do the laundry.
Cannot find the right bon mot?
chuck some chickens in a pot.
Is that wording still unclear?
Go and wash the Frigidaire.

If your writing you might shirk
come and do some nice housework.

If that doesn't prick your muse
get another, she's too obtuse.
Chi pò, non vò; chi vò, non pò; chi sà, non fà; chi fà, non sà; e così, male il mondo va.

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Re: Shall I Compare Thee To A Mooseburger aka The Bad Poetry Thread
« Reply #326 on: January 06, 2010, 12:08:13 AM »
A muse can be a fickle sprite,
the hint of genius but no full light,
which leaves one in the quandry of filling in the gaps.

A labour of love and of desire,
to write is like a burning fire,
but flame can't fully stem the darkness, chaps.

And so one labors in repetition,
Insanity of one's own volition,
for ideas bright can't fight the night without the artist's labour.

Like any deed of any size,
a point reached is tiring and truly tries
even the dedicated and lover through the trials of love's favor.

So like tasks necessary but menial,
One forces oneself to work and label
such deeds as salaried time in the business of the writing.

But lo! It needs to be chosen,
Lest in one mind it is frozen,
and denied the further readership and thereby lack in citing.
Am I a wannabe who won't finish, or tadpole author waiting to grow up?  Probably the former, but we'll find out later.

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Re: Shall I Compare Thee To A Mooseburger aka The Bad Poetry Thread
« Reply #327 on: January 06, 2010, 04:36:12 PM »
If writing seems to be a chore,
You should go and scrub a floor,
If your genius is in a quandry,
I suggest you do the laundry.
Cannot find the right bon mot?
chuck some chickens in a pot.
Is that wording still unclear?
Go and wash the Frigidaire.

If your writing you might shirk
come and do some nice housework.

If that doesn't prick your muse
get another, she's too obtuse.

That's also the kind of response I'd get if I ever complained to my Mom, "I'm bored, there's nothing to do."  ;)
"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. " -RAH

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Re: Shall I Compare Thee To A Mooseburger aka The Bad Poetry Thread
« Reply #328 on: January 06, 2010, 05:34:49 PM »
I have two sons.  It is in the Mom handbook.  ;D
Chi pò, non vò; chi vò, non pò; chi sà, non fà; chi fà, non sà; e così, male il mondo va.

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Re: Shall I Compare Thee To A Mooseburger aka The Bad Poetry Thread
« Reply #329 on: January 07, 2010, 03:45:38 PM »

Battle this fiend or the other
fight your evil twin brother
but let duck be clear
you must ever fear
the dread handbook of the mother
Yeah, but Germans and Hungarians don't pull people's theories out of their sockets when they're challenged.  Ducks are known to do that.


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