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Re: Shall I Compare Thee To A Mooseburger aka The Bad Poetry Thread
« Reply #180 on: November 26, 2009, 04:55:42 PM »
this poem does not quite worky
so please pass the cranberry jam
cant rhyme anymore with turkey
murky, quirky, lurkey used they am
Yeah, but Germans and Hungarians don't pull people's theories out of their sockets when they're challenged.  Ducks are known to do that.


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Re: Shall I Compare Thee To A Mooseburger aka The Bad Poetry Thread
« Reply #181 on: November 26, 2009, 05:04:36 PM »
ahem:
http://www.jimbutcheronline.com/bb/index.php/topic,14748.70.html

so friends draw forth a drink or tipple
I compose a prose to make Shecky ripple
please hum along
ease out a song
the ballad of the crispy lesbian nipple

(MSD, you might want to Flee)

Ohhhh for saphic love
(boobs well cooked)
sweet as a dove
(crunchy overlooked)

take it away, Blaze or Relic  ;D
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Re: Shall I Compare Thee To A Mooseburger aka The Bad Poetry Thread
« Reply #182 on: November 26, 2009, 05:13:33 PM »
forbidden tasty sup
(crunchy peaks)
burnt-ass cups
(tasty treats)
 ;D
« Last Edit: November 26, 2009, 05:15:07 PM by angel relic »

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Re: Shall I Compare Thee To A Mooseburger aka The Bad Poetry Thread
« Reply #183 on: November 26, 2009, 09:36:27 PM »
Sappho, Sappho,
where oh where
Did you go?

Sappho, Sappho,
searched high
Searched low.

Multitudinous gay guys
when I look
do I espies

But though
I look both
High and low

I have not found
dear Sappho
of double mound.

Should I land
on Lesbos
Island

Should I find
women
on my mind.

I won't do
the trick
for you.

I long for stick
and wurst
make it thick.


Chi pò, non vò; chi vò, non pò; chi sà, non fà; chi fà, non sà; e così, male il mondo va.

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Re: Shall I Compare Thee To A Mooseburger aka The Bad Poetry Thread
« Reply #184 on: November 26, 2009, 10:46:21 PM »
(cue country music..badly)

I aint got cares
for my fried eggs
mostly guys stares
at my long legs

it's All JB's fault
a orrible waste
his books exalt
crispy tit's taste

But MSD has gotta run
thats all I tell you
boobs as big as the sun
made for barbi que

it's All JB's fault
a orrible waste
his books exalt
crispy tit's taste

she was his fan
so brave and loyal
now we wrap her cans
in aluminum foil

it's All JB's fault
a orrible waste
his books exalt
crispy tit's taste
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Re: Shall I Compare Thee To A Mooseburger aka The Bad Poetry Thread
« Reply #185 on: November 26, 2009, 11:34:05 PM »
Thomas shirtless, nekkid Harry
These images
Make me tarry.

Kincaid when Murphy's pants
he's grabbing
also my entrance.

Author, author, some for each!
Leaves us all lost for speech!

Chi pò, non vò; chi vò, non pò; chi sà, non fà; chi fà, non sà; e così, male il mondo va.

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Re: Shall I Compare Thee To A Mooseburger aka The Bad Poetry Thread
« Reply #186 on: November 27, 2009, 12:05:33 AM »
*shudder*
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Re: Shall I Compare Thee To A Mooseburger aka The Bad Poetry Thread
« Reply #187 on: November 27, 2009, 01:45:11 AM »
Shecky shudders
Shecky sputters
Eye wash me!
Shecky stutters.
Chi pò, non vò; chi vò, non pò; chi sà, non fà; chi fà, non sà; e così, male il mondo va.

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Re: Shall I Compare Thee To A Mooseburger aka The Bad Poetry Thread
« Reply #188 on: November 27, 2009, 01:48:30 AM »
Thunder roll!
Dwarf shudder!
Grassy Gnoll!
Fried Udder!

Rhodes to roam!
S cars Go !
Fish filet groan!
Baby G blow!

Dalek with wings!
seasoning the witch!
these are things!
make Shecky twitch!

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Re: Shall I Compare Thee To A Mooseburger aka The Bad Poetry Thread
« Reply #189 on: November 27, 2009, 03:35:18 AM »
Which reminds me of the dwarves' dishwashing song in The Hobbit...
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Re: Shall I Compare Thee To A Mooseburger aka The Bad Poetry Thread
« Reply #190 on: November 27, 2009, 03:36:30 AM »
Me, too!
Chi pò, non vò; chi vò, non pò; chi sà, non fà; chi fà, non sà; e così, male il mondo va.

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Re: Shall I Compare Thee To A Mooseburger aka The Bad Poetry Thread
« Reply #191 on: November 27, 2009, 04:39:14 AM »
Our Dear disturbed Ms. Duck
In another thread she's shipping
Potential Sapphic escapades
"HIB and Invidia du Barbeque"

Barbequed boobs, oh luck (say's Duck)
with nipple-flakes a-dripping
Happily Tavi applies fury(ous) Raid
before the scene provides more "EEEEEWWWWW"
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Re: Shall I Compare Thee To A Mooseburger aka The Bad Poetry Thread
« Reply #192 on: November 27, 2009, 04:46:37 AM »
Bravo!  Bravo!  *throws Piotr a rose*
Chi pò, non vò; chi vò, non pò; chi sà, non fà; chi fà, non sà; e così, male il mondo va.

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Re: Shall I Compare Thee To A Mooseburger aka The Bad Poetry Thread
« Reply #193 on: November 27, 2009, 06:23:27 AM »
this place it rocks
and has a duck
this forum I have joined
you all are kindred
spirits me thinks
so on me have a drink
I hope your holidays
were wonderful plays
of eating and enjoying
family and friendships sowing
forever and a day

(or something like that)

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Re: Shall I Compare Thee To A Mooseburger aka The Bad Poetry Thread
« Reply #194 on: November 27, 2009, 05:36:33 PM »
You people are all Sick™. Which explains why I'm uncannily comfortable here.
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