Blaze,my dearest friend
have you ever done read
ive got this book to lend
of when Aral and Cor wed
when shards of honor was writ
a Trek novel first, Lois did say
bout a bi klingon, a romantic bit
lady vulcan captain saves' day
Book was submited, reviews good
publishes pinked out, said nay
"rewrite, resubmit, if you could
Klingon captains are never ever gay"
So Lois had enough, said heck you
Klingons to Vor, Vulacans to Beta
added more drama, plot twist or two
super smart spies staid of andy Data
well if youre to write Star Trek
least stand in good staid
before you hope for that check
perhaps lesbian romulan maid?
