Sappho, Sappho,
where oh where
Did you go?
Sappho, Sappho,
searched high
Searched low.
Multitudinous gay guys
when I look
do I espies
But though
I look both
High and low
I have not found
dear Sappho
of double mound.
Should I land
on Lesbos
Island
Should I find
women
on my mind.
I won't do
the trick
for you.
I long for stick
and wurst
make it thick.