Hey I was a convert a long time ago when you took a sabbatical. I'd heard about your Harry/Mavra stories and LOVED them.But if you cannot poke fun at those you worship, what's the point?
Yeah, but Germans and Hungarians don't pull people's theories out of their sockets when they're challenged. Ducks are known to do that.
(HUGS)I just had a horrible idea.. ever read Blue Adept? A wizard who cast spells by rhyming..now imagine harry has to fight a Black Court Limmeriicker
(snort) Where.Are.My.Worshippers???!!
Well, I'd say everyone making an effort to create Mavra themed erotic poetry has to some extent made a pilgrimage in your honor
And reading it is an act of worship
??! I've lost my link to the Marva/Harry erotica. Could someone please provide it, I was going to inflect it onto a fan I know who isn't on this forum.Thanks much
To many people, the word "fairy" immediately calls to mind a delicate, liliputian woman with an insect's wings, flitting like a butterfly in a trail of sparkling pixie dust; a guardian angel at best and mischievious at worst, they turn our teeth into spare change, turn our puppets into children and sell Disney merchandise like hotcakes. Of course, in proper usage, "fairy" (originally "fae") is a blanket term for a whole culture's worth of supernatural beings, including gnomes, dwarves, goblins, trolls, and far stranger, sometimes horrifying monsters. One such example is known as the Nucklavee, Nucklavis or Nuckelavee; a gruesome Scottish legend as far removed from Tinkerbell as one could possibly get. An almost god-like force of destruction and hatred, this particular "fairy" was said to haunt the waters surrounding the 70 Orkney islands, where its very name is still considered unlucky by the superstitious. Invisible and intangible in the sea, it assumed a body only upon breaking the water's surface; a form described by local fables in nightmarish detail. The being was sometimes horse-like, sometimes man-like, but most famously a fusion of both; a legless "rider" growing directly from the back of his horrendous "mount." Whatever the shape, the Nuckelavee's most terrible and single consistent feature was its completely skinless appearance, with pulsing veins and raw muscles plainly exposed. Though the creature was said to be tremendous in size, its actual proportions were bizarrely mismatched. The humanoid's head was supposedly so large that it rolled from one shoulder to the other on a seemingly useless neck, and its oversized hands dragged along the ground at the ends of long, gangly arms. One or both heads - especially the horse - were said to bear only a single, fiery eye. The horse's legs were rather vaguely described as being "part flipper," fully flipper-like or accompanied by fin-like projections. Its mouth, or mouths, were huge and gaping, with hideous teeth and fetid, filthy breath that struck all living things with disease. Plague, famine, drought and catastrophes of every sort were blamed on this insidious entity, whose powers ran as deep as its undying spite for mankind. The harvesting and burning of seaweed was said to especially infuriate the Nuckelavee, who would strike the island's horses with a deadly disease known as mortasheen. (And now you know where that word came from...) Only two things kept the Nuckelavee under control: an aversion to touching or even crossing fresh water, and a more benevolent spirit known as "Mither O' the Sea" or "Sea Mother," able to lift the curse of mortasheen and drive the demon back to the briny depths.
