Heh. Shecky mentioning Diamond DAve Roth and all the short jokes reminds me of a joke we used to tell back the first time Roth was with Van Halen. My roommates and I used to call him Mr. Five-and-Dime. When asked why, we would explain it was because Dave never had any one night stands. He had five and ten minute stands instead...
Well, it was funny at the time....