Maybe.
True, I'm on the wrong continent for starters.
Just to make things clear, I'm not trying to antagonize you because you pulled Shecky ears on his tardiness, my whole idea was to make a joke on Shecky and his claim that he is a dwarf (whitch he even make jokes on himself, reason I do them too, but if you ever feel ofended Shecky just PM, and I'll stop right away). Thats why I used the cut him "short" and that it would be hard to cut him long ways..
Cenwolf got the joke..