Shhhh, let sleeping dwarfs lie.
I NEVER LIE.
... much. And you'll never know it when I do. *twirls moustache*
CWG, it's not mean. I've been identifying as a D&D/LotR-type dwarf for years. A D&D buddy of mine, some 15 years ago, said, "You ARE a dwarf. A modern-day dwarf. You're built like a tree stump, things bounce off of you, you're good with axes and you like beer, but you're a foot or so taller than they were in Middle Earth's time. Evolution."