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Offline wyvern

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Poltergoat?
« on: August 16, 2011, 04:52:27 PM »
Poltergoat!

Yes, this is now going to be a monster-of-the-week in the game I'm running.  And I just had to share the notion.

Baaaaahhhh.

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Re: Poltergoat?
« Reply #1 on: August 16, 2011, 05:32:35 PM »
Do poltergoats have phantom stench?

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Re: Poltergoat?
« Reply #2 on: August 16, 2011, 05:47:00 PM »
Thanks for the awesome visual. :)

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Re: Poltergoat?
« Reply #3 on: August 16, 2011, 07:09:05 PM »
Thank you soooooooo much.

I just cried with laughter.  ;D

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Re: Poltergoat?
« Reply #4 on: August 16, 2011, 07:49:46 PM »
So, what causes the creation of a poltergoat?
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Re: Poltergoat?
« Reply #5 on: August 16, 2011, 07:51:29 PM »
A goat dies after eating a dodgy pair of underpants.  Its dying thought is of all the things left uneaten and this becomes the basis of its spirit being left on the earth.

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Re: Poltergoat?
« Reply #6 on: August 16, 2011, 07:55:39 PM »
So, what causes the creation of a poltergoat?

polterscaping?

poltergetting?