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Offline razorsmile

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Re: For the Wizard Who Wants Everything.
« Reply #15 on: August 19, 2011, 07:15:39 PM »
Now, is that (a) pimp with a stable of fairies (b) pimp with a fairy clientele or (c) fairy who happens to be a pimp?
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Re: For the Wizard Who Wants Everything.
« Reply #16 on: August 19, 2011, 07:30:17 PM »
Two words: Fairy Pimp.

Two more words: burlap wriggle.

I don't know if they're on-topic, but they're hilarious, especially in combination.

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Re: For the Wizard Who Wants Everything.
« Reply #17 on: August 19, 2011, 10:25:03 PM »
In theory you could conjure up women to pimp out... But you'd need lots of shifts for quality and duration.

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Re: For the Wizard Who Wants Everything.
« Reply #18 on: August 19, 2011, 11:24:28 PM »
No problem. You just take several scenes. That's what you spend your whole day doing. Even better with specializations/focus items in Conjuration.

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Re: For the Wizard Who Wants Everything.
« Reply #19 on: August 19, 2011, 11:58:25 PM »
No problem. You just take several scenes. That's what you spend your whole day doing. Even better with specializations/focus items in Conjuration.

Damn but I don't want to see those focus items.
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Re: For the Wizard Who Wants Everything.
« Reply #20 on: August 20, 2011, 11:41:11 AM »
Wouldn't hiding your technology in a circle not actually work? I mean, the circle itself is still magic.

electronics + wizardry = puffs of smoke and au du fried circuit board

As one of my techie friends used to tell me, electronics generally stops working when you let the magic smoke out.

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Re: For the Wizard Who Wants Everything.
« Reply #21 on: August 20, 2011, 11:52:51 AM »
If you're content with one customer at a time as a Faerie Pimp, why not use Greater Glamours to make yo ho?

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Re: For the Wizard Who Wants Everything.
« Reply #22 on: August 20, 2011, 03:22:41 PM »
Wouldn't hiding your technology in a circle not actually work? I mean, the circle itself is still magic.

electronics + wizardry = puffs of smoke and au du fried circuit board

As one of my techie friends used to tell me, electronics generally stops working when you let the magic smoke out.

Established trick from DB. Butters used it to get the GPS working on multiple occasions.
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Re: For the Wizard Who Wants Everything.
« Reply #23 on: August 20, 2011, 06:21:55 PM »
Also: keep all the mod cons in one end of the house, and hire vanilla mortal servants to operate most of them.
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