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Re: Help, Help, I'm Being Seduced!
« Reply #15 on: July 06, 2011, 08:34:28 PM »
Q: How many Shifts?
A: Ummm, 13
Q: How many Targets?
A: Five
Q: Fragile or Sticky?
A: Fra- no, Sticky - no, wait, AUUUUUGH!
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Re: Help, Help, I'm Being Seduced!
« Reply #16 on: July 06, 2011, 10:38:52 PM »
Wait a second - are you talking about African or European Swallows?

Because only one of them can carry coconuts.

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Re: Help, Help, I'm Being Seduced!
« Reply #17 on: July 07, 2011, 04:12:37 AM »


You will know fear!
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Re: Help, Help, I'm Being Seduced!
« Reply #18 on: July 07, 2011, 09:54:51 AM »
Oooh, the IoP "Holy Handgrenade of Antioch"!

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Re: Help, Help, I'm Being Seduced!
« Reply #19 on: July 07, 2011, 04:34:09 PM »
IoP?  Nah.  That's just a plain old potion slot.  How can you tell?  Easy: it was never mentioned until it was needed - but once it was needed, they "had it all along".

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Re: Help, Help, I'm Being Seduced!
« Reply #20 on: July 08, 2011, 01:07:01 AM »
Next time someone asks me how Declarations work, I'm going to use the Holy Hand Grenade as an example.

Also:

Rabbit Of Caerbannog (Chest Deep)

High Concept: Killer Rabbit
Other Aspects: Vicious Streak A Mile Wide, You Will Know Fear, Cute Little Bunny, That Rabbit's Dynamite!
Skills:  
Superb: Fists, Athletics
Great: Deceit, Alertness
Good: Survival, Stealth
Fair: Conviction, Discipline
Average: Presence, Endurance
Stunts:
That Rabbit's Dynamite! (Fists): May make spray attacks with Fists.
Nasty, Big, Pointy Teeth (Fists): Ignore 2 points of armour when attacking with natural weaponry.
Quote Needed (Deceit): May use Deceit instead of Stealth by pretending to be harmless.
You Will Know Fear (Fists): Use Fists instead of Intimidation against people who have seen the rabbit kill stuff.
Powers:
Potent Natural Weaponry (Teeth) [-2] (Weapon 4 natural attacks)
Echoes Of The Beast (Rabbit) [-1]
Diminutive Size [-1]
Supernatural Speed [-4]
Supernatural Toughness [-4]
The Catch (Holy Stuff) [+2]
Total Refresh Cost:
-14
Refresh Total:
-6
« Last Edit: July 10, 2011, 02:59:58 AM by Sanctaphrax »

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Re: Help, Help, I'm Being Seduced!
« Reply #21 on: July 08, 2011, 03:43:36 AM »
Next time someone asks me how Declarations work, I'm going to use the Holy Hand Grenade as an example.

Also:

Killer Rabbit (Chest Deep)

High Concept: Killer Rabbit
Other Aspects: Mean Streak, You Will Know Fear, Cute Little Bunny, That Rabbit's Dynamite!
Skills:   
Superb: Fists, Athletics
Great: Deceit, Alertness
Good: Survival, Stealth
Fair: Conviction, Discipline
Average: Presence, Endurance
Stunts:
Very Fast Neck Lunge (Fists): May make spray attacks with Fists.
Can-Opener Teeth (Fists): Ignore 2 points of armour when attacking with natural weaponry.
Deceptively Cute (Deceit): May use Deceit instead of Stealth by pretending to be harmless.
You Will Know Fear (Fists): Use Fists instead of Intimidation against people who have seen the rabbit kill stuff.
Powers:
Potent Natural Weaponry (Teeth) [-2] (Weapon 4 natural attacks)
Echoes Of The Beast (Rabbit) [-1]
Diminutive Size [-1]
Supernatural Speed [-4]
Supernatural Toughness [-4]
The Catch (Holy Stuff) [+2]
Total Refresh Cost:
-14
Refresh Total:
-6

Sweet, and hey you used my caption  ;)

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Re: Help, Help, I'm Being Seduced!
« Reply #22 on: July 08, 2011, 02:45:03 PM »
I think the Stunts should be named after quotes from the movie for the ultimate win... but damn. That's one mean bunny. We should stat up the English Ke-niggets and Brave Sir Robin, and the the cow-tapult. Too all those who came onto this thread expecting further insight into seduction rules in the DFRPG, I half-heartedly apologize.


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Re: Help, Help, I'm Being Seduced!
« Reply #23 on: July 08, 2011, 02:55:52 PM »
Too all those who came onto this thread expecting further insight into seduction rules in the DFRPG, I half-heartedly apologize.

At least they're getting their money's worth in quality material!

We should stat up the Knights-Who-Say-Ni...

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Re: Help, Help, I'm Being Seduced!
« Reply #24 on: July 08, 2011, 05:17:28 PM »
Looks like we've all been seduced away from the topic at hand.  Which was seduction.  So it is strangely still on topic.
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Re: Help, Help, I'm Being Seduced!
« Reply #25 on: July 08, 2011, 05:54:57 PM »
I sense the birth of a project that could change the world.

Behold! "Monty Python's Holy Grail, As Told Through The FATE RPG."

In that vein, here is LOTR as told through D20 play. Including all the "why did they do ________ " being explained by PC interaction. Its amazing.

http://www.shamusyoung.com/twentysidedtale/?cat=14

AND, here is Phantom Menace, as told by D20 with a little sister wanting to play... and getting all the choice characters. INCLUDS the spell "Summon Bigger Fish"...

http://www.darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0001.html
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Re: Help, Help, I'm Being Seduced!
« Reply #26 on: July 08, 2011, 09:16:58 PM »
It's beautiful...Now only if we could describe swallow flights in Fate it would be perfect.
Would that be an african or european swallow?
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Re: Help, Help, I'm Being Seduced!
« Reply #27 on: July 08, 2011, 10:46:03 PM »
Echoes Of The Beast (Rabbit) [-1]

Now I'm just curious Sanctaphrax....

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Re: Help, Help, I'm Being Seduced!
« Reply #28 on: July 09, 2011, 05:55:22 AM »
@sinker: Beats the hell out of me. I never really thought it through.

@Arcteryx: I haven't seen the movie in ages. Give me some quotes and I'll rename the stunts. Give me some descriptions and I'll stat out the other things you mentioned.

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Re: Help, Help, I'm Being Seduced!
« Reply #29 on: July 09, 2011, 04:32:21 PM »
Well, it's actually called the Rabbit of Caerbannog

"Vicious streak a mile wide."
"The most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on!"
"Nasty, big, pointy teeth."