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Re: DFRPG Real men, Real roleplayers, Real loonies, and real Munchkins
« Reply #30 on: June 21, 2011, 02:28:43 PM »
When faced with the Denarians

Real Men: Fight them tooth and nail trying to bring down as many as they can in combat
Real Roleplayers: Fight the urge to be seduced by their powers and attempt to foil their plans without combat.
Real Lunatics: Offer them tea, crumpets (and diedra a haircut)
Real Munchkins: Try and bind all 30 coins to their service at once
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Re: DFRPG Real men, Real roleplayers, Real loonies, and real Munchkins
« Reply #31 on: June 21, 2011, 02:57:00 PM »
When faced with a Moral Dilema

Real Men: Solider on trying to make the best of a bad situation.
Real Roleplayers: Agonise other the concequences of their actions.
Real Lunatics: Wonder what the rest of the party are worrying about and if it involves cheese.
Real Munchkins: Destroy everything, as the good guy can allways be brought back with necromancy anyway.
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Re: DFRPG Real men, Real roleplayers, Real loonies, and real Munchkins
« Reply #32 on: June 21, 2011, 03:22:05 PM »
Okay, I've got to ask, what is it with paring loonies and cheese?  I always had the impression that munchkins had an affinity for that particular dairy product.  Besides, loonies are supposed to be more random than that.
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Re: DFRPG Real men, Real roleplayers, Real loonies, and real Munchkins
« Reply #33 on: June 21, 2011, 03:55:28 PM »
Okay, I've got to ask, what is it with paring loonies and cheese?  I always had the impression that munchkins had an affinity for that particular dairy product.  Besides, loonies are supposed to be more random than that.

Munchkins are the power-grabbers, in whatever manner they can- if that involves cheese, slaying the White God, whatever means.
The cheese is supposed to be the random item loonies use for the examples.  In-game, loonies would diversify with other random things like cheese.

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Re: DFRPG Real men, Real roleplayers, Real loonies, and real Munchkins
« Reply #34 on: June 30, 2011, 04:59:01 AM »
Self-Compels:

Real Men: Don't bother to self-compel. Except when starting a fight is a bad idea, then they do it every time.

Real Roleplayers: Self-compel all the time, but never spend the Fate Points that they get because they think that that's powergaming.

Real Loonies: Get Fate Points thrown at them by the GM every two minutes.

Real Munchkins: Call everything they do a self-compel.