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Offline Beefstew

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Something Important
« on: May 04, 2011, 05:56:06 AM »
Google has this program, I don't remember what it's called, that makes you do math on the weekends after a certain period of time to ensure you aren't emailing drunk.  I would lkike this program to be implemented all the time on this forum :)  My schedule is erratic, and I like to post drunk, as some theories make more sense to me.  However when revising those theories sober, they make less sense.   :D  Please implement some sort of control over the postings so no one posts drunk anymore  :o thanks  :D

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Re: Something Important
« Reply #1 on: May 04, 2011, 10:47:10 AM »
Are you kidding? Drunk theories are high-quality entertainment for the rest of us. ;D
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Re: Something Important
« Reply #2 on: May 04, 2011, 12:06:19 PM »
*Quavering sloshed voice* Right. *Hic* No, lishen. Lishen. Harry, right? Harry *hic* ..... 'Scushe me. *Hic* Where wash I?

Harry! Right. Thing 'about him ish, right.  No, lishen an' I'll tell you! Harry'sh- Harry'sh the ... HE'SH BATMAN! Sssssshhh ....
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Re: Something Important
« Reply #3 on: May 04, 2011, 01:23:51 PM »
See? Entertaining. Because everyone KNOWS that EHREN is the crowbegotten Batman.
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Re: Something Important
« Reply #4 on: May 04, 2011, 07:07:44 PM »
Ok, Lisa: that was first time I laughed to a post on the forum, for some time , not just smiled but laughed a small laugh. :)
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Re: Something Important
« Reply #5 on: May 04, 2011, 07:31:10 PM »
See!  This is exactly why this program needs to be implemented!  I wasn't even sure I posted this.  haha.
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Re: Something Important
« Reply #6 on: May 05, 2011, 06:56:15 AM »
Somehow trying to give a forum thread a breathalizer test sounds a bit difficult.
Interesting but difficult. ;D
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Re: Something Important
« Reply #7 on: May 05, 2011, 07:07:26 AM »
Some people actually make much better posts when they are drinking. I find sleep deprivation adds a lot to mine.
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Re: Something Important
« Reply #8 on: May 05, 2011, 09:51:54 AM »
Quote from: Shecky on May 04, 2011, 01:23:51 PM
See? Entertaining. Because everyone KNOWS that EHREN is the crowbegotten Batman.

Sssssshhh! :D

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Re: Something Important
« Reply #9 on: May 05, 2011, 05:00:43 PM »
Why am I reminded of the WKRP in Cincinnati episode where they did a drinking reflexes test with Venus Flytrap and Johnny Fever and a Highway Patrol guy.  As Venus got drunk - he got slower and sillier - the drunker Johnny got the faster and more coherent he got.  The Highway Patrol guy ended up getting drunk with Venus because Johnny's test results just didn't work for him.
Not knowing that drunk was Johnny's normal state of being.
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Re: Something Important
« Reply #10 on: May 06, 2011, 02:28:49 AM »
Drunken posts are fun! They are to be allowed!
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Re: Something Important
« Reply #11 on: May 06, 2011, 05:58:51 AM »
Quote from: Dina on May 06, 2011, 02:28:49 AM
Drunken posts are fun! They are to be allowed!

Allowed heck, how do you think we get extra money for the site. ;D  (Just teasing folks, just teasing.)
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Re: Something Important
« Reply #12 on: May 10, 2011, 09:49:34 PM »
Drunk posts sound like fun ;D
And I suck at math, if you put that program here I won't be able to post at all ;D :P
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Re: Something Important
« Reply #13 on: May 10, 2011, 09:54:55 PM »
Quote from: Beefstew on May 04, 2011, 05:56:06 AM
  Please implement some sort of control over the postings so no one posts drunk anymore  :o thanks  :D

Beef

And deprive us all of Ms Duck's theories?

And poetry?

You must have posted this when you were drunk.  8)
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Re: Something Important
« Reply #14 on: May 12, 2011, 04:19:20 AM »
considering my famous duckslexia, I would not be able to post at all...


this, then, is a cunning plan...
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