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Offline devonapple

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Joke: Autohematomancy
« on: April 06, 2011, 07:26:03 AM »
Autohematomancy [-1]. You can read sooth in the pattern of blood spatters: specifically, your own blood. After taking a bloodshed-themed physical consequence, in direct conflict against a given creature with Toughness Powers and a Catch, you may make an assessment roll to discover that Catch by reading your own dropped blood, using your Lore skill.
« Last Edit: April 06, 2011, 06:16:23 PM by devonapple »
"Like a voice, like a crack, like a whispering shriek
That echoes on like it’s carpet-bombing feverish white jungles of thought
That I’m positive are not even mine"

Blackout, The Darkest of the Hillside Thickets

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Re: Joke: Autohematomancy
« Reply #1 on: April 06, 2011, 08:16:53 AM »
[-1]: You can read sooth in the pattern of blood spatters. Specifically: your own blood spatters. After taking a physical consequence in direct conflict a gainst a given creature with Toughness Powers and a Catch, you may make an assessment roll to discover that Catch using your Lore skill to read your own dropped blood.

That is pretty cool.  Especially for a group with no wizard.

It may be meant as a joke, but I'd allow it.
« Last Edit: April 06, 2011, 08:37:18 AM by BumblingBear »
Myself: If I were in her(Murphy's) position, I would have studied my ass off on the supernatural and rigged up special weapons to deal with them.  Murphy on the other hand just plans to overpower bad guys with the angst of her short woman's syndrome and blame all resulting failures on Harry.

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Re: Joke: Autohematomancy
« Reply #2 on: April 06, 2011, 06:14:37 PM »
This came out of a goofy discussion about how Dresden has to take a certain amount of punishment from something before figuring out how to defeat it.
"Like a voice, like a crack, like a whispering shriek
That echoes on like it’s carpet-bombing feverish white jungles of thought
That I’m positive are not even mine"

Blackout, The Darkest of the Hillside Thickets

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Re: Joke: Autohematomancy
« Reply #3 on: April 06, 2011, 11:55:20 PM »
I think that a serious version could just add divination-based maneuvers, assessments and declarations to lore with the option of taking (or maybe inflicting) consequences for a boost.