I recently decided that I want a shirt that says something to the effects of "Warning: Black Magic can result in death by poultry" or "Black Court Vampires Weakness: Sunlight, religious symbols, falling poultry."
I want one too. Or how about,
On the front-
How to kill Blampires:
1. Sunlight
2. Holy Water
3. A frozen turkey at terminal velocity.
and on the back-
(Blampires?)
The Dresden Files--By Jim Butcher
That would be great. Also, somewhere in there is an awesome "As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly!" joke.
Edited to add: I would totally buy a
Harry Dresden and the Order of the Large Cooking Pot t-shirt.
Because that idea is made of funny.