Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!

[ButMadNNW]

He's off Drag Racing.

*rimshot*

These are the jokes, folks. Tip your waitresses, try the veal.

[CrystalAnne]

:::wonders if Bethany would be cute in the onesie or if all who saw her would mistake her for a dude::::

[Claire]

I just thought of this one while reading DM

"Badassiel"

[The Doctor]

He's off Drag Racing.

*eyes start tearing up*

[Paynesgrey]

"Fungus Demons ate my homework"

[CarolM]

"Fungus Demons ate my homework"

Why didn't we have that ready as a quote when I was at school? (Either as a teacher or a pupil?)

[eviladam]

How about a couple from White Night. I don't think this a spoiler per se but be warned.






Boats, why did it have to be boats?

Fucking boats.

Big assumption. When you assume you make and ass out of you and umption.

[Ebenezar McCoy]

This is just to fire up some thought on the idea of shirts having to do with the council. I personally think with the exception of (Harry and Michael) that the senior council is the most intriguing characters. There is also a plethora of fascinating and humorous lines regarding them... especially, out of Harry and Ebenezar.

[Mack]

Just a fly-by idea of a shirt from DM and BR.

A picture of Thomas wearing a black shirt with the "Buffy: the Vampire Slayer" logo
and below the picture it says. "When the time comes, make like Buffy."

[BigMama]

As a member of the older contingent I LOVE a line from the first page of WN. In case its a spoiler!

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"...age is always advancing and I'm fairly sure it's up to no good"

[gentry]

"Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean there isn't an invisible demon about to eat your face."


with the splattercon logo on back.

As one upon whom age is advancing...I second BigMama

[Priscellie]

My SplatterCon!!! shirt arrived today! 

Four out of five* Frankenhookers agree, these shirts are awesome!  Buy one for yourself or a loved one today!



*The fifth was busy

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flirting with Carlos

and didn't hear the question.  I'm sure she would have agreed, as well.

[HouseWren]

For a nightshirt or coffee mug, maybe someday:  "Who's a grumpy wizard in the morning?"  It made me LOL.

[ButMadNNW]

"Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean there isn't an invisible demon about to eat your face."

Of course! Why didn't I think of that?! (Why didn't anyone mention that line yet?)

Part of my problem with this thread is that most of the lines I like the most are the punchlines to paragraph-long bits, and don't really work as one-liners...

[Amber]

My girlfriend really wants the thong that says "Inspected by Bob."

Personally, I want an oversized women's shirt, because it's assumed (by the clothing industry) that guys don't need v-collars.

I have an extremely thick neck to go with my obnoxiously huge shoulders, so round collar necks always choke me. Problem is, I have no idea whatsoever what size I'd wear in a women's.

Where's Eddie Izzard when you need him?

What size do you wear in Men's Tshirts, Mickey?  I can probably guesstimate your women's size.


I just saw these were available today.  Bought one of each of the new designs.  Want more, please.  Thanks