My girlfriend really wants the thong that says "Inspected by Bob."
Personally, I want an oversized women's shirt, because it's assumed (by the clothing industry) that guys don't need v-collars.
I have an extremely thick neck to go with my obnoxiously huge shoulders, so round collar necks always choke me. Problem is, I have no idea whatsoever what size I'd wear in a women's.
Where's Eddie Izzard when you need him?