I'm rather partial to "Polka will never die!" myself. And speaking of Todd's McAnally's idea, I seem to recall someone suggesting "McAnally's Tavern: Where Everyone Knows Your Name (But Conjure By It At Their Own Risk)." Or maybe that was my spin on another's idea. Alas, only 22 and the memory's already starting to go!
And Fred, if you want the "SplatterCon!!!" logo I designed for the Molly costume, let me know!