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Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
« Reply #210 on: June 06, 2007, 02:30:30 AM »
Slightly off topic...

At A-kon they were advertising a horror convention and if I'm not too scared to go to it (because I don't want anyone bringing evil things from the screen and nevernever) I was planning on buying a Splattercon shirt for it.

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Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
« Reply #211 on: June 30, 2007, 07:00:16 PM »
How about a pic of a buxom babe (Elaine?) with the logo "Is that your staff, or are you glad to see me?"

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« Reply #212 on: July 22, 2007, 03:22:51 AM »
Front: Grab my staff?
Back: Uh... the literal one
my favorite quote of any book ever

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« Reply #213 on: August 16, 2007, 10:01:56 PM »
I'm trying to remember the quote from Grave Peril with Michael and whole bunch of Vampires.  "Thou shalt no mess with the Fist of God."  I laughed out loud.
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Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
« Reply #214 on: August 17, 2007, 01:03:27 AM »
Quotes...I love that line also about  "The building is on fire..." This is where I try so not to kick myself. I am
working to rebuild by Butcher account.  I have said before when I told my co-workers about the TDF and
quoted that line...they all laughed. I see you asked about this in March but I definitely vote for the great
line...although the fairy line sounds great. I admit I want everything.
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Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
« Reply #215 on: August 17, 2007, 01:43:39 AM »
Another one I'd like to see is "age is always advancing and I’m fairly sure it’s up to no good."  That line is brilliant.
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Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
« Reply #216 on: August 19, 2007, 12:25:25 AM »
Hmmm shirt quotes/references... ( I'll warn you that my quotes are limited due to the loss of the first 7 books >:(  ) Lets see I'd like a nice dark green shirt that says "Chlorofiend Removal Service" or alternately "Chlorofiend Exterminators" on it. lol As far as quotes:
1. Front - "Tonight you will be visited by three spirits, the ghosts of indictment past, present, and future." Back - "They will teach you the true meaning of 'you are still a scumbag criminal.'"
2. Front - Picture of Harry's Staff Back-"This end towards Enemy"
3. Front - EX 22:18 Back - "Ladies and Gentleman, we have a serial killer."

Well that's all I've got so far. Hopefully after I've rebuilt my collection I'll have some better ones.
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Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
« Reply #217 on: August 20, 2007, 08:59:30 PM »
How about this one for the Mister fans.  "I don't believe in the use of recreational drugs."- - - Say no to Catnip!
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Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
« Reply #218 on: August 29, 2007, 11:21:34 AM »
I think one of my favorite Dresden-ism for the whole series so far (and I could have the line slightly off, but I think this was how it went):

Lara: Mr. Dresden, I underestimated you.
Harry: Don't feel bad. I mean, I just look so stupid.

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Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
« Reply #219 on: September 03, 2007, 07:35:43 AM »
Whilst reading Proven Guilty, I thought of a shirt with a comic book cover style action piece of art on the front with Harry and most, if not all, of his allies and big comic book style text would read "Go Team Dresden!"

Another that might be better suited for the ladies is a shirt that says "Coiffure Cup" on the front and on the back it could say "Ask for Thomas." Or maybe the back could say "Ask for Toe-moss" or "Ask for Thomas (Toe-moss)." Something along those lines.
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« Reply #220 on: September 05, 2007, 02:27:29 AM »
1. Front - "Tonight you will be visited by three spirits, the ghosts of indictment past, present, and future." Back - "They will teach you the true meaning of 'you are still a scumbag criminal.'"

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« Reply #221 on: September 05, 2007, 10:27:32 PM »
How about something that ties to McAnally's?

"McAnally's Pub - Best Beer, Steak Sandwiches, & Lemonade in Chicago.  Neutral Ground Since 1974"  (I'm guessing the year)

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Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
« Reply #222 on: September 16, 2007, 01:58:20 PM »
I REALLY want one that has

"Murphyonic Field Generator" on the front

and "KEEP BACK 500 feet" on the back




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« Reply #223 on: October 11, 2007, 04:02:16 PM »
I want his shirt  Easter is caunciled they found the body. Also it would be funny to have a shirt with the rules of fiary world
1)don't eat anything
2)don't drink anything
ect.

and on the back Property of Queen Mab

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Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
« Reply #224 on: October 11, 2007, 05:45:45 PM »
We need one of those shirts that says "Everything I need to know about life I can learn from Harry Dresden." and then a list of quotes on how to deal with things.
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