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the twelve days of christmas dresden version
« on: December 14, 2010, 06:42:06 PM »
On the first day of Christmas,
My true love Mab sent to me
And Lloyd Slate in an ice tree

On the second day of Christmas,
My true love Mab sent to me
Two bites of love,
And Lloyd Slate in an ice tree

On the third day of Christmas,
My true love Mab sent to me
Three sucking wounds,
Two bites of love,
And Lloyd Slate in an ice tree

On the fourth day of Christmas,
My true love Mab sent to me
Four mind crushing words,
Three sucking wounds,
Two bites of love,
And Lloyd Slate in an ice tree

On the fifth day of Christmas,
My true love Mab sent to me
Five ice cold eyes,
Four mind crushing words,
Three sucking wounds,
Two bites of love,
And Lloyd Slate in an ice tree

On the sixth day of Christmas,
My true love Mab sent to me
Six Hobs a-flaying,
Five ice cold eyes,
Four mind crushing words,
Three sucking wounds,
Two bites of love,
And Lloyd Slate in an ice tree

On the seventh day of Christmas,
My true love Mab sent to me
Seven trolls a-killing,
Six Hobs a-flaying,
Five ice cold eyes,
Four mind crushing words,
Three sucking wounds,
Two bites of love,
And Lloyd Slate in an ice tree

On the eighth day of Christmas,
My true love Mab sent to me
Eight Malks a-hunting,
Seven trolls a-killing,
Six Hobs a-flaying,
Five ice cold eyes,
Four mind crushing words,
Three sucking wounds,
Two bites of love,
And Lloyd Slate in an ice tree

On the ninth day of Christmas,
My true love Mab sent to me
Nine Ghoul ladies advancing,
Eight Malks a-hunting,
Seven trolls a-killing,
Six Hobs a-flaying,
Five ice cold eyes,
Four mind crushing words,
Three sucking wounds,
Two bites of love,
And Lloyd Slate in an ice tree

On the tenth day of Christmas,
My true love Mab sent to me
Ten Sidhe lords a-creeping,
Nine Ghoul ladies advancing,
Eight Malks a-hunting,
Seven trolls a-killing,
Six Hobs a-flaying,
Five ice cold eyes,
Four mind crushing words,
Three sucking wounds,
Two bites of love,
And Lloyd Slate in an ice tree

On the eleventh day of Christmas,
My true love Mab sent to me
Eleven succubus sucking,
Ten Sidhe lords a-creeping,
Nine Ghoul ladies advancing,
Eight Malks a-hunting,
Seven trolls a-killing,
Six Hobs a-flaying,
Five ice cold eyes,
Four mind crushing words,
Three sucking wounds,
Two bites of love,
And Lloyd Slate in an ice tree


On the twelfth day of Christmas,
My true love Mab sent to me
Twelve fiends fiending,
Eleven succubus sucking,
Ten Sidhe lords a-creeping,
Nine Ghoul ladies advancing,
Eight Malks a-hunting,
Seven trolls a-killing,
Six Hobs a-flaying,
Five ice cold eyes,
Four mind crushing words,
Three sucking wounds,
Two bites of love,
And Lloyd Slate in an ice tree
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Re: the twelve days of christmas dresden version
« Reply #1 on: December 14, 2010, 06:54:26 PM »
I like it!
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Re: the twelve days of christmas dresden version
« Reply #2 on: December 14, 2010, 09:43:24 PM »
You...Have WAY, too much time on your hands My Friend...But I think in this case, it's a Good Thing ;D !
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Re: the twelve days of christmas dresden version
« Reply #3 on: December 16, 2010, 02:27:30 AM »
 ;D That is hilarious, way to go, you need to post this at every subject forum.
« Last Edit: December 16, 2010, 02:31:46 AM by NightHawk »
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Re: the twelve days of christmas dresden version
« Reply #4 on: December 16, 2010, 07:58:02 PM »
I too, enjoyed this version!
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Re: the twelve days of christmas dresden version
« Reply #5 on: December 21, 2010, 10:58:42 AM »
Awesome work, I nominate thee for the nostalgia nook.  If Priss doesn't hop in and acknowledge, I'll do the official nomination in the proper thread after the locking.  Or they could move it to the "I made an art" section, I'm betting that doesn't decay.
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