Nutella pools are breeding grounds for bacteria.
Nah. Nutella is shelf stable even after opening. Osmotic content is too high w/all that sugar to grow much. My subspecialty is Infectious Diseases and that pool wouldn't worry me a bit

Stuff will be stable at least for an 8 hour car ride. Can I throw in Craig Ferguson and Kevin McKidd? At least Craig is getting more toward my age range...don't want to be accused of being a cradle robber!

I'm going to Costco and picking up a mega-size Nutella. If Pris doesn't need it for the pool, then I'll just put it on the table at dinner and run away quick!