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Re: Jim and Shannon at MarsCon in Williamsburg, VA - 1/14-16/2011
« Reply #675 on: December 09, 2010, 07:35:55 PM »
step one: remove bowler
Step two: place wig
Step three: replace bowler.

Done.

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Re: Jim and Shannon at MarsCon in Williamsburg, VA - 1/14-16/2011
« Reply #676 on: December 09, 2010, 07:39:39 PM »
Not if he staples his bowler to his head.
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Re: Jim and Shannon at MarsCon in Williamsburg, VA - 1/14-16/2011
« Reply #677 on: December 09, 2010, 08:12:30 PM »
One word: absinthe.

You'll get that wig on him, oh yes.
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Re: Jim and Shannon at MarsCon in Williamsburg, VA - 1/14-16/2011
« Reply #678 on: December 09, 2010, 08:24:27 PM »
One word: absinthe.

You'll get that wig on him, oh yes.

Hrm....if I can remember where the hell we got that absinthe in college, I could help y'all with that.  LOL.  Trying to remember if it was the local ABC store.
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Re: Jim and Shannon at MarsCon in Williamsburg, VA - 1/14-16/2011
« Reply #679 on: December 09, 2010, 08:34:06 PM »
We've got some up here in the PA liquor stores. Maybe I'll have to grab a bottle to bring down.  ;)
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Re: Jim and Shannon at MarsCon in Williamsburg, VA - 1/14-16/2011
« Reply #680 on: December 09, 2010, 09:32:41 PM »
The Horde on Absinth, that would be something to see.
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Re: Jim and Shannon at MarsCon in Williamsburg, VA - 1/14-16/2011
« Reply #681 on: December 09, 2010, 09:48:17 PM »
I will find a way.
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Re: Jim and Shannon at MarsCon in Williamsburg, VA - 1/14-16/2011
« Reply #682 on: December 09, 2010, 09:56:55 PM »
2 words Cellie Staple Gun.

2 words, Rob: Staple Remover.  Alternately: Hammer Claw.

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Re: Jim and Shannon at MarsCon in Williamsburg, VA - 1/14-16/2011
« Reply #683 on: December 09, 2010, 10:07:43 PM »
2 words, Rob: Staple Remover.  Alternately: Hammer Claw.
okay I got some adhesive from work that takes seconds to dry and will lift a truck once it's set up. That should git'r done. :)
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Re: Jim and Shannon at MarsCon in Williamsburg, VA - 1/14-16/2011
« Reply #684 on: December 09, 2010, 10:56:54 PM »
Does anyone know where I can buy goat pupil contacts?  Extra points if they can be prescription. ;D

On a related note, are there any other characters that would let me keep my goatee?
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Re: Jim and Shannon at MarsCon in Williamsburg, VA - 1/14-16/2011
« Reply #685 on: December 09, 2010, 11:15:06 PM »
Does anyone know where I can buy goat pupil contacts?  Extra points if they can be prescription. ;D

On a related note, are there any other characters that would let me keep my goatee?

On the contacts I'd recommend asking your optometrist if he/she knows someone that makes specialty contacts. As to the Goatee keep it and call it "creative license " that's exactly what I am doing.
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Re: Jim and Shannon at MarsCon in Williamsburg, VA - 1/14-16/2011
« Reply #686 on: December 10, 2010, 12:28:09 AM »
Thanks, I'll check.

As far as my goatee, at 4-5 inches long (from the bottom of my chin). Its more like evil me turned to good me and said 'sh*t, now we have to deal with barbarian us!'. Although, I suppose I could always just bring an ax...
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Re: Jim and Shannon at MarsCon in Williamsburg, VA - 1/14-16/2011
« Reply #687 on: December 10, 2010, 03:14:01 AM »
Thanks, I'll check.

As far as my goatee, at 4-5 inches long (from the bottom of my chin). Its more like evil me turned to good me and said 'sh*t, now we have to deal with barbarian us!'. Although, I suppose I could always just bring an ax...

Of course then you'd usurp Sanya as Gimli

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Re: Jim and Shannon at MarsCon in Williamsburg, VA - 1/14-16/2011
« Reply #688 on: December 10, 2010, 03:30:50 AM »
To quote Discworld's tallest dwarf:

"When your head comes up to the enemy's waist, his groin is at tooth level." ;D
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Re: Jim and Shannon at MarsCon in Williamsburg, VA - 1/14-16/2011
« Reply #689 on: December 10, 2010, 03:32:37 AM »
Of course then you'd usurp Sanya as Gimli

(ooooh, low blow, low blow.  *snicker*)

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