Oh ya, I agree, Wisconsin, we have Champion Green Bay Packers, not to mention cows..cows...and lots more cows here, ever seen how nice those things are! That means we have lots of healthy milk for him to drink, and mmmm those home made meals from all those good old fashioned families that live here.
Plus if he came here, just think of what he could do for our poor economy and maybe he could even help calm the protests that are making national news here, they may even just stop! Now that in and of itself is a HUGE reason he should come here, seriously!
Jim, you and your wife would be so welcome, we never get anything big here, well but for the Packers, and our Brewers do good once in a while too...and well the Badgers aren't doing too bad either. We have a couple local high school teams that are doing well...ok ok ok, so we do have a lot of great things here, and hey, moral mushrooms..MMMMMmmmmm ever have them fried up in butter? I could get you some *grins* I know some great spots, and hey, we even catch some good fish over there on the Missisippi, I know some good spots for that too, and I also could get you a great home cooked meal, I know some "people" who are wonderful cooks....
Anyway, Wisconsin is a fantastic place to visit. Oh and if you'd like to visit a haunted house or two, could take you to a couple of those also, theater, hey, we've got those too, the real kind, not the movie ones, though we have a few good ones of those also, and bookstores, we have the good ole fashioned kind around here too. We have the great lakes, we have a mountain (not the huge ones, but a mountain nonetheless, least they call it Mt.), we have big bridges, we have low valleys, we have hills, we have flatlands, we have a variety of everything everyone else has in ONE STATE!
Visit us and you have it all....including great people...so there you go... *looks around and laughs* Boy I need a job to sell Wisconsin to others....I'd be good.