I've got one,
"..and then they shot the yankee"
Whenever a villian is waxing poetic about his evil scheme before a fight, roll a compel for gun-fu boy to quick draw and start the action early.
(the name is in reference to a long string of southern jokes about yankees. the jokes always end in "and then they shot the yankee"
A circus owner walked into a bar to see everyone crowded about a table watching a little show. On the table was an upside down pot and a duck tap dancing on it. The circus owner was so impressed that he offered to buy the duck from its owner. After some wheeling and dealing, they settled for $10,000 for the duck and the pot.
Three days later the circus owner runs back to the bar in anger, "Your duck is a ripoff! I put him on the pot before a whole audience, and he didn't dance a single step!"
"So?" asked the ducks former owner, who then proceeded to shoot the Yankee.
or
3 Yankees walk into a bar.
And then they all get shot.