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Offline Vash the white

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Re: I write like...
« Reply #45 on: July 19, 2010, 11:58:55 PM »
Quote from: Apocrypha on July 19, 2010, 11:40:19 PM
Yeah, but given the nature of his writing, he sometimes includes lines of computer code or "chat speak" in his novel...so that could be the code to get your computer to make you pizza from the harddrive and spit it out the disc drive  ;D
I would purchase such a computer
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Re: I write like...
« Reply #46 on: July 20, 2010, 02:15:16 AM »
Quote from: CapnCowl on July 19, 2010, 10:40:15 PM
Hm... Maybe it isn't a scam.



Seems accurate enough to me. :D


LMFAO that is fantastic!
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Re: I write like...
« Reply #47 on: July 20, 2010, 05:46:25 AM »
Quote from: CapnCowl on July 19, 2010, 10:40:15 PM
Hm... Maybe it isn't a scam.



Seems accurate enough to me. :D

No plot: check
No conflict: check
No character development: double check
Massive word abuse: mega super ultra check.

Yup seems accurate to me.
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Re: I write like...
« Reply #48 on: July 20, 2010, 05:54:12 AM »
You forgot to put "necrophilia" on your check list  :P
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Re: I write like...
« Reply #49 on: July 20, 2010, 05:58:48 AM »
There's no necrophilia anywhere in what CapnCowl wrote.
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Quote from: Chiroptera on December 08, 2010, 08:37:54 PM
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Re: I write like...
« Reply #50 on: July 20, 2010, 06:22:26 PM »
no there isnt, if it was stephnie meyer, necrophila would be in there. dude just dont ask i just woke up when i posted that
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Re: I write like...
« Reply #51 on: July 20, 2010, 07:53:17 PM »
I entered some technical documentation text I've been working on for the last week and it told me I write like Dan Brown.
I find this hilarious.  Apparently he avoids action verbs that aren't "is" for his fictional writing the way I do in my technical writing? :P
Note to self: Never read Dan Brown.
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Re: I write like...
« Reply #52 on: July 21, 2010, 09:13:07 PM »
David Foster Wallace....Chuck Palanuik...Dan Brown....HP Lovecraft...David Foster Wallace again...and again...Dan Brown (again)...Stephenie Meyer (that's the Twilight chick.....isn't it....)....Vladimir Nabokov...HP Lovecraft again...Stephen King...PG Wodehouse....HP Lovecraft (again)....Vladimir Nabokov again....Dan Brown again....and Dan Brown again

I recognize Stephen King, Lovecraft....and maybe Meyer, though haven't read her stuff yet
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Re: I write like...
« Reply #53 on: July 24, 2010, 07:47:43 AM »
I got Robert Louis Stevenson (Scottish, so yay!), Oscar Wilde (... that's just cool), Dan Brown (er.... *hides*) and Jack London.

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Re: I write like...
« Reply #54 on: July 24, 2010, 08:44:37 AM »
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Re: I write like...
« Reply #55 on: July 26, 2010, 02:58:58 PM »
I did each of the four paragraphs I did in a different thread for Hawthorn(e) and Enjorous:

1. Chuck Palahniuk (Fight Club)
2. Sir Arthur Conan Doyle (Sherlock Holmes)
3. Dan Brown (The DaVinci Code)
4. Margaret Atwood (I don't recognize her books.)
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